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ungene nge vosho kwi Relationship yabantu😝
Kant bazidĺela ama ARV’s😬
Base uphuma nge walk yephara



When uu jst told Bae dat “mina nawe sizofa silahlane”
then uu start coughing nn feel headache

U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.

Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?


Ngyaqal ukuzizw knjen ngae
(My bad)phel sengish kue mntomuhle


Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke


uNyaa wayegula esesibhedlela.
Wacela ukuthi bemphaphathele amaqanda
esibhedlela nxt tym izivakatshi nxa zibuya….
njengoba wayengacacanga ukuthi ufuna lenziweni imuli
yacabanga ukuthi kungcono babhoyile elinye,
elinye balifraye…
bathe bemphathele wabe ewakhangela wakhala
ehlengezela inyembezi esisithi
“Ngabe liifraye leli elibhoyiliweyo labhoyila eli frayiweyo”.

My wife took my📱phone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?


I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈


Ngiyavuma nizongiphuzisa namuhla, kodwa musani ukungisabisa ngokuthi: “Sizokushiya uma uphapha

In my hood there is a house written “sithengisa amagwinya” at at the gate but when U get to the door they have written “hay siyadlala”


👩🏽‍🦱Igcwele imoto, sala Gugu.”
👧🏿Ohk, ngicela I-weave yami Nkuleh.”
👩🏽‍🦱Hawu, Oh

Ngizwe.

Boy – BBY U special

Girl – Kuphi shoprite or boxer ?