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Ngiwathanda impela
ama boobs😝
kodwa aiy🙅maselenga
kanje😖ekhombo bhozo
Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo
Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.
Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
Ngithatha iskere ngisika i calendar
Inhloso yam ngfuna kuhlukanisa
Unyaka
👩🏽🦰: “Babe, ubaba ushonile.” 💔 😭
🧔🏽: “Sorry babe, but kungcono manje usuzophuma kalula.”
Thina siyabazi oYellow bone, Ususho ukuthi ngobuso nje bodwa nabo obubuya kuma- Panel beaters, obenziwe. Usuwu yellow bone njalo.Khohlisa abase Nyanyadu.
Theken ihlukana nawe days
before ikutshele😟
SENZO :Mpho wabantu
White : driver slow down
Blacks: awu nkosi bengithi ngigibela itaxi eya ethekwini, manje ngyabona ukuthi le iya straight ezulwini
Ngithe umcimbi ungo13h00 la kuzophuma khona izithebe.
Ngizosi thathaphi esakho njengoba ufika ngo 17h00.
Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo
noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..😂
Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.
Not all gals are beautiful
ongekho muhle wulo ongekho mubi