In my hood there is a house written “sithengisa amagwinya” at at the gate but when U get to the door they have written “hay siyadlala”
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Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem😏:
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Palesa : Hi baby😊
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?😒
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.😊
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke 😒”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”😊
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Sol : “Viva comrade
Him: bbe Ngthanda wena wedwa
Her: Kfanele
Kanti mina ngolindiswa kuzekubenini ,siyahamba isikhathi,ngizodlula ngingezwa msindo emvakwami njalo
And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese
Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday
Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?
Haiybo, ayikho intombazane eqeda u 4 slice,nibhema insangu nina.
Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.
Some Ex’s think they own our hearts,
they will text you:
“Hey I know you still love me”
Aibo kahle msunu ukuzihola
When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona
Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi” qagela kuphunywaphi” 🙆🙊
Ubilisela mina amanzi nje.. nawakho aseyafudumala
Wake wajola early kwi Party kanti kusazofika abantu aba right?
Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry
they always hungry dimpya tse.
Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “