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Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook 😒😒😒😒😒neverπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.

Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka

So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.

Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.

Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibuka😏

Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini

Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba

Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.

Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dza❀ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,😘

Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nneπŸ‘… kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na iveπŸ‘…πŸ‘

Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi 😝Munna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndi😭 nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,

Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,πŸ™„
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.😒

Ai kunzima ngempela πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”



I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg


Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Omunye ngamshaya wacishe wafa emcimbini wakubo engiqambela amanga ethi sengidlile.


Ngicela sibhekise amakhanda phansi sithule nje 5minutes sihloniphe labo abalahlekelwa o R200 kuWhatsapp stokvel

Guys, ngithukile eSouth Africa in this rainbow country, nabaphathi bezwe besantshontsha bedla imali yabahlali. ukuthi kusakhona abantu abasabizana ngamaQabane noKlova. Sihlezi emakhaya noGrade12, Diploma, Degree, MSc nama Masters ethu kulendlala engaka. Haiybo,aniswele lutho nina. Yazi ngavele ngabona udlame straight.


Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.


When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”

Rest in Peace bro
You are dead

Zanele: β€œUkuphi babe? Sengise-town.”

Mkhusta: β€œHamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”


Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”

When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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