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KZN police 👮: freeze
Xhosa police 👮:godola kwedin
Ufunani kumuntu wami?”
Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu
Ukuthi unezingane wena uzele akusho ukuthi uyakwazi ukwenza isex. Uyakhohlwa ukuthi akuthathanga mizuzu mingaki ukuthi inkukhu ibeke iqanda.
I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke
Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant
Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
– 😂😂✋
Mjita, uwuthumela nini u-4ℓ
wamasi engane for this month?
Lethu:IBO iva imali kagogo📣
IBO: ‘hambe noMarisa’🎶
Lethu_odizzy
Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:
Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza🤔
Bo cc mele nazi lokhu
Uhlangatshezwa ngosuku lo kuqala kuphela e twn
Okulandelayo no ulandwa estobhini.
Usuku lo kuqala la mele ngikuphathise okwe queen ungathi ufika nje sengikufuqa ngokudla kwespuni.
Okulandelayo ke rice namazamban
Le staff esikhothanayo. First round kuphela nikhothana
Lawa amanye usuwubusheka uzwa nje
Kuning nje bafwethu. So nje ya kunjalo.
Kwaze kwabanda bo mmm ubani ofuna ngimhlangabeze ke bangan bam base Beach 🏖
Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla 🙍e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”
Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??
Akokote umngani wakho kini basaqeda ukukuthethisa ngaye.
In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!
Kahle kahle labantu abanamalimu nabanezimpandla kwakufanele bahole impesheni ngoba nabo bakhubazekile.