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Daddy: Ngo December betwana bam
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Ngilahlekelwe iqhude elibuthuvi benja ne skhukhukazi esilubende engathi carpet, kamakhelwane bebengkhomba ngo galo, bengnayina
Manje ngoba kuthiwa I must follow my dream, njengoba ngiphupha intombi yakho ngenzenjani
uthi uyabangena uhlangane labo sebephuma unyeee uthi uyabagwcalisela uthole ukut bonke bagwcele phamu unyeeee
Zingane akesizifundise ukusebenza emakhaya makusetshenzwa, singabaleki,kuyalinywa uyabaleka kuyatshalwa uyabaleka nomakuhlakulwa awukho, masekuvuthiwe indlela eya ensimini ivulwa yini,masingagadi izintibane sigade nani bakwethu, hhay kabi
Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl
Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.
2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.
3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.
4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.
5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.
6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.
7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela
8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.
9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe
10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.
11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.
12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha
13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha
Kholisa impilo ngesikhathi usayenelisa. Kulalapho umuntu ayake agule khona serious okokuthi lokusuza could be taken as recovery. Uyabe suku coma, no movement, no nothing okokuthi abantu bayabe besithi usufile. Ubususithi bhuuuu, abantu bajabule abanye bahle baqale ukufonela abanye besithi namuhla ungcono uke wasuza.
Omunye ujaha nango engena ebhasini esiya ekhaya. Sekubhadalwa wathi conductor ngizakunika imali sengisehla kathesi ngihlezi kubi. Yebona yee ibhasi yadla phansi. Wezwakala sememeza I bus stop yakhe ujaha . Bathi bhadala phela wabe ephuma ebhasini ngenkalakatha yejubane ebaleka engabhadalanga. U conductor wamhlala izithende emuva kwakhe. Ujaha lwana wabaleka eqonda emathuneni ememeza esithi khulu vuka sengikuphathele inyama nansi. Uconductor esizwa lelo watshibilika wabaleka ebuyela ebhasini. Unkunzi wasala ehlekelela esithi ngizakwenza mfana. Elokhe esamile khonapho wezwa ilizwi ebunyameni lisithi Sengivukile ingaphi phela Inyama yakhona. Yeyi wabaleka waze wadlula uconductor esiya ngena ebhasini
mawuyis’shwapha
sicela ungayi gqoki I high waist assemblief
Him:how did you sleep?😜😝
Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo.
Majita,sthwele kanzima
On a date:
Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”
Ukuze ube nokuthula emoyeni, awubadingi abantu noma abangani abangakwenzi ukuthembeka empilweni yakho.
Dear Zulus🗣
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
‘
Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
So Nonke Nifuna Abafana Abahle Manje Thina Sojola Nabobani ?
“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”