That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!

Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?

Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
”Sithi?”
”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”

Nalento yokuthi uSathane akanamandla siyizwa ngani eniJima naye…

Abanye abantu are poor because they are holding on to the past.
Umuntu usangifuna isikweledu semali yalast year.
Hayi maan move on guys.

That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.

Wenzani kulonyaka” kubuza Umntana Womthakathi Uthunywe ngunina.