wamuhle usisi ngabe ngiyamthatha inkinga igama lakhe uThembi kanti nomama uThembi, futhi kubo kunendlu yotshani njengasekhaya kusho ukuthi sizihlobo, kusho umfana esaba intombi 😁😂
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“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.
Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!
“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya
I know I’m not the the only one who says
voetsek silently
when I greet people and they don’t respond
Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga
That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??
Baby dadies will hurt you until to a level where you change your baby’s name. 😂 😂 😂
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You will change your baby name from “Owethu to Owami”.
January Tip:
Majita to all those abacabanga ukuyolobola,abalobole
manje ngo January cz imindeni imukela noma yin ofika nayo!!
Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
Sorini kancane 🙏ngyazi ni busy
☝️Ikhona yin indawo edayisa utshwala nge Medical Aid la KwaMashu ??
Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭
Ukuthi umuntu oshukuza umentshisi before alayithe owase loktion 🤣🤣🤣
Thina abanye inkomo sesiyoze siyibone ngeHeritage Day, nakhona ivela phansi kwemvunulo kusinwa.
uyayaz le pain umuntu afike usaqala nokuphaka bese exoxisa into engekho