Ifoni yami ngiyisebenzisa nsuku zonke, kodwa angikhumbuli nakanye ngiyibona emaphusheni ami.

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

Father- 2000
Mother-2001
Child-2018
Family-Takalani sesame

Umkhwenyana ufika komamazala bambuze sikuthelele idrink or sikuphekele itiye; aphendule umkhwenyana athi lingithelele idrink okwakathesi lisafake amanzi epapa engaboiler lingikhiphele icup yetiye, beseliyaphehlela,lingikhiphele iporidge; beselibonda lingiphe ipapa ngidle esiseleyo lingivubele amahewu

Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”