Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅♂️
Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️
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Ngyabona ningi lenu liku Facebook📲Lite 😄
Sbonge ku SASSA
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Whites: Wedding
Invites:150
Attendance: 95
Gifts:150
Broken items: none
Missing items:none
Blacks: Wedding.
Invites: 250
Attendance: 800
Gifts:25
Broken items:25 dinner plates,15 water classes and 14 broken chairs
Missing items: 18 dinner plates, 24 spoons, 27 forks, 23 knives, 25 water glasses, Uncle’s jacket , car charger usb , iPhone , . 😂😂😂😂
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Aphi lama Felebs
abenza Matric last year😂
postani phela o
CAN I GET 500 Likes FOR MY
(H) PASS✊😂
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Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii
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Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’
Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you
Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.
Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.
Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???
Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.
Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont be fooled with facebook…..
Blessed monday and week ahead!!
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mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina
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NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋
Yaz nina
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Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.
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If your partner is pushing you away, 😏woza kimina, imina u-Away. 😋 💕
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“Ngizokuthanda kuze kubuye uJesu.”
Nivele nihlukane 💔 kungakabuyi ngisho umalume oseGoli. 😐
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Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya
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Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?
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What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
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Bangani bami, ake ningisize ningicebise la. Ngingavimba ngani ukuchiphiza izinyembezi njalo mangiqoba u onions. Sengizame izinto eziningi akukho okulungayo, meke nje ngaqala ngivele ngiteteme engathi ngiyingane izwa imoto ya-ice cream idlula ngomgwaqo. .
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