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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

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Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Bad girls do tourism angith bafuna ukuhamba wonke umhlaba befunana namadoda!!

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Mii: Yhoo bbe umuhler eish
Bbe: Namanga Bbep
Mii:eish bbe wavel wangbamba Yhoo 😕😂

#îsså

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Whites : sorry you dropped your wallet 🙌

Black : u jehovah mkhulu

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Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

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“Buyela la uphuma khona!”

Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽‍♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.

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Maw’funa Ukudlisa Indoda Hlanganisa iNhlonipho👏 uThando❤ iSkhathi⏰ Ne Attention🍑

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Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩

Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”

Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.

Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.

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Umsindo okamakhelwane usisi wakhona uZandile obondlayo ufuna basebenzise isbongo sendoda yakhe.

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Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!

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Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala😋🍺😂😂😂

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Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi

Step son : mxm kshoda wena

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Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.

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I wonder amaqhoks 👠 anenzani emakhanda? 🙄 Umuntu ngokufaka nje i-heel useyi-Independent woman, a fighter, goal-driven mbokodo what what.

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👩: Sthandwa samie😍😍❤️
👨: Eiy Slie anifani nje ukubona umuntu e-online Nnx

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