Namanje ngisanenhlanhla.Ukube njalo mangi cheater ngiphuma izinyo,kube Kade ngidl’idokwe
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Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze uncinda iminwe, Uhlulwa ukudla mina. Ujika lapho ungishaya ngo solo. Ngizowenzani u-one round, angahamba kanjani yena esuthi mina ngilambile?Uyadlala. Ngiyayifuna nje inkukhu yami.
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When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona
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OMastanda bahlala besidla iMince meat and mina iVorosi yami ilahleka nsukuzonke efridgin.
So they think I am stupid.
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Ngihlushwa imbungulu ngazithela komaskito manje angazi ubani ongangitholela number yabakwa SPCA ngoba uma ngizibulala ngisaba ukuboshwa phela izilwane lezi sizani go angisabazi ubuthongo nasendleleni ngivinjelwe omaskito
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Asashonaph lama couple ayehlanganis amagama kanje:
Nqubeko +Zandile = Nquza
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That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”
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Abanye bashoni izolo abanye bashoni namuhla wena usaphila dlula go Amen 
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It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…
I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi..
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“Lizbethe mngani,
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Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule.
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Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa nguThibhoz noMdelwa, ngadlula kulesi sitolo esidayisa izincwadi zamaKhrestu (Christian bookshop). Ngangiyofuna iBhayibheli elisha njengoba leli ebengilisebenzisa linamakhasi angasaphelele.
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Nakhu-ke phela sengibona le bumper sticker ebhalwe ukuthi: HOOT IF YOU LOVE JESUS. Ngisithenge, kwazise phela ngangivuselelekile enkonzweni. Ngiphume estolo ngiyonameka le sticker ngemuva ebhuthini, qede ngingene emotweni neBhaybheli lami elisha.
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Indaba phela seyenzeka sengifika erobhothini, ngifike libomvu, ngime. Angibonanga noma selishintshile irobhothi, phela ngangisathathekile yinkonzo yangalelo langa. Ngizwe imoto esemva kwami ihutha, ngivele ngewindi ngiphakamise isandla ngibingelela.
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“Jesus Christ! Go, go! Just go!” kusho lo mlungu osemva kwami.
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Ngajabula ukuzwa ukuthi uJesu uhamba phambili kule ndawo. Zonke izimoto ezazisemva kwami zase zihutha lokhu okumangazayo, kwangijabulisa ukubona uthando olungaka lwabantu bekhombisa ukuthanda uJesu. Ngaphakamisa isandla ngikhombisa injabulo, ngathi ngiphosa amehlo erobhothini ngalibona selibomvu futhi.
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Ngezwa enye indoda ithi: “Sunny beach.” Ngabona ukuthi ungowaseThekwini, nakhona bayamthanda uJesu. Omunye umshayeli wangivezela umunwe ophakathi nendawo, ngabuza umzukulu wami uPapi owayehleli ngemuva ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho. Wathi yi-sign yaseMelika esho ukuthi uJesu umthanda ngenhliziyo yakho yonke. Nami-ke angibange ngisapholisa amaseko, ngamvezela owami umunwe lo mlisa.
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Ngabona bonke abantu bephuma ezimotweni zabo beqonde kimi. Ngathi ngithi nhla erobhothini, ngathola umbala uluhlaza. Ngabona kungcono ngihambe, ngaphatheka kabi nokho ukushiya abangani bami ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi babefuna ukuzobuza ukuthi ngikhonza kuphi.
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Ngathi ngiqeda kusuka nje, lashintsha futhi irobhothi laba bomvu, kwangiphatha kabi lokho ukuthi abangani bami ngibashiya ngemuva ngasuka ngedwa. Ngabona kungcono ngibavezele umunwe okokugcina, ukubakhombisa ukuthi uJesu ngimthanda kangakanani. Lapho-ke wavele waphela yinsini uPapi, ngicabanga ukuthi wayechazwa yile ndlela emnandi kangaka ye-sign language yaseMelika.
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Ngethemba ukuthi ngiyophinde ngibabone labaya bantu abanomusa kangaka, sizoxoxa ngezwi leNkosi.
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Yimina,
uTryphina”
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!
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Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.
Jesu uthuleleni?
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I’m 100% Sure Ukuthi Lentombazane Epheka Isombo Lase KFC iSingle Phela No Husband cn stand
tht shit
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The presenter of nyan nyan
is like “Cela mxelele lento okade undixelela apha
ngaphandle ngabe sengithi ndiyaxoka”
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Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole
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I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record
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