Kanti uzathola kanjani umtshado wena ungaka devorce lo owawumtshadile ematopeni.
God is not stupid yazi!!

In an interview:
Q: Mdala, umsebenzi okhona ngowokugamula izihlahla lokugebha izigumunga, manje angazi ukuthi sowake wakwenza lokho before because kufuneka iphysical fitness. Sowake wenza umsebenzi onjalo?
A: Yah, yiwo umsebenzi wami manje wonalowo, ngawusebenza iminyaka eminengi
Q: Wawusebenza ngaphi
A: Ngangisebenza e, e, e, kwakuthiwa kuse, eKalahari forest, eBotswana
Q: Do you mean to say Kalahari Desert?
A: Nanso indaba, lina lazi sokuyidesert phela? Kwakulihlathi konke laphana, yithi esayenza kwaba yidesert.
Q: So for how long did you work there? I mean your experience?
A: 36 years
Q: How old are you?
A: Ngile 31 years
Q: So how come your work experience is more than your age
A: Ngangitshaya ama~overtime

{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.

Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”

Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐

Skebhe : baby come to my place tonight, otherwise

Zodwa : what?

Skebhe : ngidl’upolony