Uvakashe then kulahleke imali, uzwe sebathi: 😒😒
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Lento iyaqala ukwenzeka yazi !!!
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Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa☝️
Ifak’Ring💍eyi-fake,mawubona💏izithandani ebeach✋Qondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansi🤷♂️uhambele
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KEITA THE PRO😂
Him: e poi ojang this day’s ape o Thoma ho Nona ?
Me: ke girlfriend ya hao 😂😂
He fainted
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Ngibuze usis wam ukt usbary unayon enye intombi mabekhuluma leyondaba bayayqedan wavele wangthuka bengiwrong yin?
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INTO EMNANDI NGOKUKHULUMA WEDWA UKT AWUPHIKISWA UMUNTU
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MEN’S CONFERENCE UPDATE:
1. UDuduzani ufike neTruck 🍷 🍻 eligcwele utshwala, wazoxolisa emadodeni. Ngiyasincoma lesi senzo, ubudoda-ke lobu. 👏
2. Lokhu kuqalwe izolo ukukhipha idliso emadodeni, namanje kusaqhutshekwa.
3. Dineo Khumalo, eNkangala, indoda yakho uLindokuhle Ndlovu uselikhiphile idliso. Nguye lo ophalaze idilozi esikholwa ukuthi ngelakho. Wasiphoxa emaNtungweni Dineo, ngidumele ngawe. 👐
4. Kuhlubene 🤜🏽 👏 amadoda amathathu la, ebanga u-Enhle Nkosi waseNewcastle. Kuthiwa uwathembise umshado wonke. Waze wasilulaza singabaseNewcastle wena Enhle. 😕
5. UmfokaZulu uhluliwe, kuthiwa nange 🍆 akafiki kuSbusiso Shandu. Kuqhume olukhulu uhleko. 😂 😂
6. Londiwe Enzokuhle waseMlazi, indoda yakho ayifikanga la. Ngiyasola idlule ePoint eThekwini yathenga 🍑 ngoba vele iyasthanda isinene. Isanda kubonakala nomakhelwane wakho uBusi, ungekho wena usemsebenzini. 😴
7. Nomvula Mimiza Mkhaliphi kwaNongoma, 😴 ikhale imini yonke indoda yakho la, ithi usuyiqedile ngomshiza uyishayela ukuthi ubani lo mlungu ehlezi ikhuluma naye uma umfonele ethi: “The Subscriber You Have Dialed Is Not Available, Please Try Again Later.” 👏
8. Nomonde Zondo Elihle kwaMashu, indoda yakho uSiyah Hamilton WeGcokama Elisha osuka oLundi, uthi uphumule la uwena nezisu ezimbili, uqhube wathi uhlulwa i-Woman On Top. Wathi wena uvele ugxume ngathi ixoxo 🐸 ujike ukhale ngoShembe.
9. Thando Abigail KaBabakhe eThekwini, indoda yakho uSihle 😓, isivele yaphalaza i-penty lakho la… Ithi wayifunza lona ngenkathi nisaqala ukuthandana. Ithi sekusele isokisi manje.
10. Nombuso Ntombizidlujeqe eTongaat, indoda yakho uPhila Msobh’onogcobo Ndlovu, useshaya u-round 5 manje 🍆🍑. Ubhizi noGC ngale endlini encane, uthi akasabuyi ekhaya.
11. Palisa oPhongolo, indoda yakho uSihle Mbhele, uyagiya la uthi wakushela ngomuthi uyisiyoyoyo sakhe wena futhi uyimpatha. 👏
STAY TUNED, I’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED LADIES, KANYE NANI-KE MAJITA (SINGLE GUYS) ENIJIKISIWE EKUSENI. SIYAVALA KUSASA.
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problem yenu ni single
Ngoba anifuni kuba ma stepfather
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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Ngicela usizo guys, ngifuna umuntu ozogada ugogo wami 👵🏽 ona-88 years. Lo muntu ngizomkhokhela R2 500 ngenyanga, ukudla ngizomthengela kanye nama-cosmetics.
Ugogo ubehlala nomalume, washona umalume. Wahlala no-anti, washona u-anti. Wahlala nomfazi kabhuti, washona umkamfowethu. Wahlala nomzukulu wakhe, washona naye. Manje bengimqashele omunye usisi, naye ushonile last week.
Ngiyan’cela baf’ethu, ugogo uhleli yedwa manje. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
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Wena ubusy utshela abantu ukuthi ufana nami.
Ufana nami kanjani, ungakaze ungibone ngidakwa utshwala ngikipitile?
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Uma unendoda emtuba sesiyazi usbari udayisa izinyosi ku N2
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Dear Coca-Cola
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Ngithi anginazise ukuthi laba bantu enibasebenzisa kwizikhangisi zenu bayangichaza. Indlela abalibamba ngalo ibhodlela leCoke elibanda mpo, nendlela abalivula ngalo bese bephuza mlibe sengathi yikameli lasogwadule iSahara. Baphuza bankunkuluze ngebhodlela bephakamise ubuso kancane sakubheka elangeni, amehlo evaliwe kamnandi, begwinya lesi siphuzo imiphimbo yabo inyakaza kamnandi ngomgqigqo engihluleka ngisho ukuwuchaza. Bese bethatha ikhefu babuke ibhodlela ngamehlo anothando bemamatheka, basuke lapho belesule umjuluko ngesithupha.
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Cha, nami-ke ngiyile esitolo ngafike ngacela iCoke ebandayo. Ngendlela ebengome ngayo, bengizimisele ukuyiphuza kube sengathi ngishutha isikhangisi seCoca-Cola lesi esengisichazile ngenhla. Bengizoyiphuza sengathi ngiphuza amanzi emva kokuzivocavoca kanzima ejimini.
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Hhayi-ke, ngibe sengihlala phansi ebhentshini eduze kwesitolo ngase ngilivula ibhodlela lami. Ukube bekukhona ongibonayo, ubengafunga agomele ukuthi ngishutha isikhangisi sonyaka! Besingakawi naphansi isivalo, kodwa ngikutshela ukuthi ibhodlela bese ngilixhumile kowami umlomo. Ngizamile ukuyinkunkuluza (njengalabo bantu benu engibabona kwizikhangisi), kodwa ngasheshe ngaxhilwa amagwebu engingazi ukuthi aqhamukephi. Le Coke yenu, igcine seyiphuma ngamakhala kanti futhi enye ingene ngomgudu o-wrong yafika emaphashini. Ngikhwehlele kwaze kwacishe ukuphuma inhliziyo, nomphefumulo wami bese ngithi uyaphuma impela! Le system yami yokuphefumula ibihlangene nezimbila zithutha, inhliziyo yami bese isho ukuma nse. Amehlo ami kade esebomvu tebhu, izinyembezi zigeleza. Amakhala ami esemanzi amafinyila. Bese ngithi ngiyafa, umzimba wami ushukuma. Ubuso bami bonke, ihembe lami nebhulukwe emathangeni ngimanzi nte yile Coke. Amathe, amafinyila, nezinyembezi. Ukufa ngikubone ngamehlo, ithuna lami ngijike endleleni sengilibonile ngo-“see”. Leli kahle kahle yicala lokuzama ukubulala. Isikhubekiso soqobo empilweni yami.
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Kuyayiwa kubo kaJesu ngiyanitshela! Liyothethwa leli cala. Ngethemba usathane ubhizi utheza izinkuni azonilothisa ngazo esihogweni ngoba liyonilahla leli cala.
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Yimina owenu
(obengumthandi weCoca-Cola, but not anymore)
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Quote of the day*
*Taxi driver* : ngicela sibhadaleni ngama seat
*Passenger* : bese sihlala phezukwani?
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Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj
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Wazonda umuntu ngenzeni kuwe bo okusalayo angilandaba nawe silima angiphileli wena apha emhlabeni
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Uthi ubiza iCherry ivel’iyitshele ngawe, kulapho ngiqala khona ukuvuka nelintshe ke mina😂
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