Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile

Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂

Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐

Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.

Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔

Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂

Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:

Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈

1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽‍♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰

Lesson: Always love your spouse

Yaz umjolo is not for everyone, unyise uBoity wayo thwasa wabuya waba uMrapper

uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”