My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions
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Mxm
Yazi ngibone sengiqendile ukugeza
ukuthi angiwathelanga amanzi
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Yazi uPolony Ngathi Singawudlisa Legenge eFebayo uThi
“Woza La Bae Khamisa Ngikfake’swidi” Gxi Polony
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It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…
I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…
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Mjita one sphongo Akajole
netheken enesphongo
ama butternut ndawonye bo
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Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz
1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!
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Umfazi akabekwa isandla.
That’s why ngimshaya ngelitje.”
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Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s 
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Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela iqanda kwiShell.
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Ngena e 
toilet
Ne 
phone
Phuma 
s’hlama
Sesomelele
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Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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Umuntu omfishane akumufaneli nj ukuba yiRasta.kuvele kubengathi isihlahla sensango nj
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Intshebe ifuna engathi ungahamba ngemoto ungalokhu uzulu ngeynyawo njengembuzi
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Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
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Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
•°•
They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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Sthandwa sami kule weekend ekhaya kunomsebenzi
OK sthandwa since nginga sebenzi usho kuthi ngifake I CV ?
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