After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2

Geza phela noma u-single, nefriji liyaduma lingenalutho.

some girls baryt kuma selfies not ama full pics…
ezi fish ezi!!!

Whites: I lost control of the vehicle and it went off road.
Blacks: Ngithe ngithi phapha imoto yathi lami ngathi awubonanga wena isihlanhlatha ngayithi yathii

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI! 😂

Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”

Ngithe ngifonela umuntu ogunda utshani ngefoni ka-Babe, yavele yakhala kimina. 😨

Jesu ungishiyelani! 😩 😭 💔😲😲

Never compare ibeef yase Woolworths neyase Roots,
because izinkomo zase Woolworths zihamba icounseling before bazibulale.

Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz

uThisha wam ungfice ngvule iskhwama sakhe 👜 Ngavele ngathi Bengibheka istulo

Imagine Being Beaten By The Community And
Then You Hear The Voice YaloMakhelwane one
AIDS Athi “Mbambeni NgiMlume”

Some Girls think BIO stands for
B – Bhala
I – Indoda
O – Onayo