I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat..
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……! Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

Ngenxa yesasasa layizolo, sibale saze safika kwinkulungwane (1 000), namhlanje sizobala sifike kwizinkulungwane ezilishumi (10 000). Let’s go!

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Whoa!
Hold on, speed kills son! Ijubane liyabulala!
You can’t scroll from 0 to 120km/h in 2 seconds, ‘yazi uzofa kubuhlungu. Ngisho u-Usain Bolt akanalo leli jubane oskrolla ngalo wena. Uthi ikhona yona imoto enejubane ngale ndlela oskrolla ngayo? Angikholwa.
SPEED KILLS, UNGAGIJIMI.

USipho lo John bayathukana

USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .

UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?

Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:

1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500

Ungathola malini ngenyanga?

When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..

Some lady in a taxi just saw her boyfriend walking with some girl,
she opened the window and screamed “Nizonya nina nobabili”
“Nizonya masimbenu” , “driver misa lemoto” ,
“Weh driver ngithe yima nawe mdidi wakho

Sengicabanga uk’Dayisa Ngomzimba
R30 For 3 Hours uBase Khona Bo Girls, Anyone Interested ???
Inbox me Asap Niyeke uk’Lamba ngikhona