Bangani bami, ake ningisize ningicebise la. Ngingavimba ngani ukuchiphiza izinyembezi njalo mangiqoba u onions. Sengizame izinto eziningi akukho okulungayo, meke nje ngaqala ngivele ngiteteme engathi ngiyingane izwa imoto ya-ice cream idlula ngomgwaqo. .
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Dear Gift Of The Givers,
INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.
Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.
Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.
Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.
Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe
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Azipheli ezibuhlungu sekuphinde kwashona ilanga 😂😂
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Orlando Pirates Fan Died Because
He Refused To Say “Makhosi” While
A Sangoma Was Consulting Him.
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Imali engiyaziyo eyephepha nensimbi, eyezinwele nezinzipho angiyazi mina
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“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.
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OBundle Of Joy benu kodwa guys 🐸, sesiya-react(a) phela ngoba ingane ayinacala. 🙄
Sizothini?
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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
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Ukuze ube nokuthula emoyeni, awubadingi abantu noma abangani abangakwenzi ukuthembeka empilweni yakho.
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Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card 😭
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ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi
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Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
.
Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
.
Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
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Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
.
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
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Isimemezelo:
.
Manje oMalume sebevumelekile ukudla uPalony wezingane efridgini.
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That moment when you ask your uneducated uncle why is he emotional?
And he looks at you and be like ‘msuuuuunu’ ubani omosh’imali??
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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷♂️
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