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Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎
U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma
1990’s akajole wodwa
apartheid
ngala
Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”
AWUYEKE UHLALE USIBALISELA ✋ AWUSUKUME ‘FEBE’ NAWE NJENGEZINYE IZINGAN😏
White parents : you depend on us ….
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Darkies : udla mina , ulala mina , ugqoka mina
Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲
Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga. 😐
Uthanda kabi ukuphila izimpilo zabanye zabantu.Izolo ubu Tom namhlanje uDick ksasa suwu Harry.Hlukana nokuzenza into ongeyona, doti.
These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys
Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!
Asakhona lamantombazane asadlisa i team. Umuntu mayeshelwa athi “I have a boyfriend”
Sengicabanga uk’Dayisa Ngomzimba
R30 For 3 Hours uBase Khona Bo Girls, Anyone Interested ???
Inbox me Asap Niyeke uk’Lamba ngikhona
Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.
Maye babo! 😳
Ugibele nomakhelwane etaxin umuzwe eseth”ndlulisa imali macela impuphu”
Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu😂😂😂😂
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