Umnyama sengathi yingane yomthakathi,usho ngemsinsila emibili,
namazinyo avelobala, savelelwa bo
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Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,😏😪
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu🏃🏃
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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.
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Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
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Yaze yasebenza ke lockdown nokumiswa kokudayiswa kotshwala, uyaz umuntu useke ahlale nesamba semali elinganiselwa ku R20 wonke nje kungabi ndaba zalutho
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho
Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔
Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁
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Whites. He is very rich.
Black’s. Kuyafana uzofa ayishiye.
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Ukulobola umuntu o-over 40years, kufana nokuthenga inews paper ntambama. Abantu abaningi basuke sebelifundile lelophepha.
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I Tried Goba Sfebe Mara Bo Loyal Kebo Layal.
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Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
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GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
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GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
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ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
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SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
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*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
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ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
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NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
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ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
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NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
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ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
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NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
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ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
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*UZanele afonele uSlie*
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ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
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SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”
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Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary
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ngishawe I stroke ekhanda ngavelwa I drop onyaweni..
angikho right no left wam awusebenzi ama robots avalile
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”
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Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:👩💻besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:💔😾who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 😔
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