” Ngimithisile🤰🏾”
Kusho Mina Ekhaya Ngifuna Bangxoshe Kulo December

relationships nowadays

Boy : Baby are you coming at my place tonight or ngifonele uLinhle ?

Girl : call her baby , ngizolala kuSizwe uholile izolo

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You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”

Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela

Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment

Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂

Yaz Nizofa

ADVICE FOR MEN:
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umfazi okhuluma nawe ku Whatsapp kuphela engafoni, shiya,
umfazi one bestfriend eyisifebe shiya,
umfazi ogqoka ikepesi, utsotsi lowo____ shiya’
umfazi ogqoka ijean skirt, t/shit nama sneaker, shiya,
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umfazi ongakuthathi out, shiya,
umfazi o uploader amafotoz le cleavage egqoke isgcebhe, shiya,
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umfazi okhwela esihlahleni for imango, guava, shiya,
umfazi othi uyi first boyfriend yakhe, ngamanga shiya,
umfazi othi goodnight ngo9pm ubone last seen 11pm, shiya,
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umfazi okwazi ukutshaya ukhwelo or ukuhlabela ingoma ngomlozwi, shiya,
umfazi othengisa ebhawa or tuckshop; shiya,
umfazi ohamba ebhampa; shiya,
umfazi ohlala ekhoneni lestrrat ekasi, shiya,
umfazi ohlangana naye etown ahlale akhale ngendlala; shiya
Umfazi ovula iCoca cola ngamazinyo… Dangerous shiya.
Umfazi ogqoka ipettcoat egqoke le jean skirt shiya….
Ngiyabonga mina, dankie.
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