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Sfiso mnguni Leave a comment

Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa

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Jonathan Leave a comment

Nango umkhwenyana uNyaa wavakashela ekhweni
lakhe wathi e fika kwathiwa “Ufike kahle mkhwenyana,
sicela usifakele i-dish yeDstv phezu kwendlu”
Ngamahloni wesaba ukuthi athi akakwazi.
Ngemva kwesikhashana umamezala wezwa
kuthi Di! phansi into enesisindo,
Babuza “Yini leyo ewayo?”
UNyaa waphendula “Yi hovoros (over all) mama!”
Umamezala abuze “I hovorosi (overol) elesisindo esingaka?”
Wezwakala ngelipholileyo uNyaa ethi “Ngiphakathi kwayo”
hovorosi is a worksuit

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Jonathan Leave a comment

Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

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Jonathan Leave a comment

School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer

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Jonathan Leave a comment

Umunt acele umufakele efrijini lakho ajike azobopha ifindo eliqine kanje..uthi ngizowuvula kanjan plastic!!

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Jenny Leave a comment

Sishiswa yilanga lelisonto lonke nje uNkulunkulu udinwe izono zenu mantombazane

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Zwe Malimela Leave a comment

Usathi uya jaiva enkwarini, Ubone nangu umah wakho ephethe ingane yakho. Kulowo mzuzu ukhuluma noDj, ungenzenjani?

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Jonathan Leave a comment

I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken

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Jenny Leave a comment

“Hlala phansi, angeke ufe uma ungayanga lapho!” 💔 😭

Lapho mina ngiyezwa ukuthi ngizofa. 😭

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Jenny Leave a comment

Umuntu akunyathele ngo-size 12, uma eqeda athi sorry. Hhayi bo! Biza i-ambulance, ngiphukile!

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Jenny Leave a comment

“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?

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Zwe Malimela Leave a comment

Kambe umuntu usahlalelwe ukuguga 🤦‍♀️😭 Kungcono ama2000 wona asephelelwe icala 🤷🏽‍♀️🙄

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Jonathan Leave a comment

After One Round Nyana Motho A Robale Okare Ba Mo Thuntshitxe…
Korr Keng Mara Huuh??

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Jenny Leave a comment

Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”

Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.

Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”

Waquleka umama.

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