if your wife doesn’t reply to your “I LOVE YOU” txt ,mphinde ngeyokuthi WRONG txt 😕😕😕😕😆lapho yikho obona khona ukuthi eyakuqala ubeyibonile

Honestly I never thought ukuthi sizophuza umqombothi sihole nempesheni at this age 😭

Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?

Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..

After world cup final
Him:Bae cela ukukubona today
Her:Ngisabuka ama Idols😂😂

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!

Lama fridge amancane aseduze kwe-till abekelwe ukuthi ningabulawa ukoma nisamile kulayini, awadayisi nhlobo. Nibovula niphuze.

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi 😨 yeey no seen o horny🚶

This Uzalo Song Though!
They Must Stop It I Hate It Yhooo!!
Other Man Phumelela and Other man don’t
Phumelela..
I feel so offended!!!