Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭
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Uthi uyafika ekhaya uzwe abedala besithi umfazi wakho lo asisamfuni sesikhathele ngaye sicela umbisele lapho owamthola khona.uthi uyacabanga ukuthi wamthola kuwhatsapp group and seyavalwa istress bheee
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Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”
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If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali
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Uban isikhokho la?….UGirl ungena eTekisini 😅😂..
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GIRL:”Mlazi”?
DRIVER:”I-taxi le,uMlazi wenzeni? ”
GIRL:”Yooh! Aii,bandla.”(agene)…
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DRIVER :”Uyakuph sisi? ”
GIRL:”Ngiya eBack seat. “(Agaklaze iscabha )..
DRIVER :”Ifriji lakini ulivala kanje nalo? .noma uxhaphaza mina? “..
GIRL :”Angikaze ngilivale ngingaphakathi, ngyaxolisa.imalini i-Taxi vele? “.
DRIVER :”Angiyaz ngisho i-deposit. Yin sisi? Usufuna ukuba i-owner yin nawe? “..
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GIRL :”(akhiphe uR20 odabukile).
DRIVER :”Imali enjena ngzoyenzani mina? “..
GIRL :”Ufuna ukuyigqoka yini? Uzoyithunga phela. “..
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After a while. ..
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GIRL :”Ungishiye kulababantu ababili abamile .”…
DRIVER :”Uma behamba ngenzenjani? “..
GIRL :”Ubalandele. “..
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Looool😀Aii abany abant 👀🗣��…….hlekisa abanye nawe ungahlek wedw a😂😂
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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I can’t wait to teach my son English…
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Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake
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(FB Post ka Nzuzo Cele)
Kuno stepfather abayolanda ama report namhlanje ey😅ngoba amantombazane izinja. Kodwa nani bafana khemani mani nivumelani ukuyothethiselwa izingane eningazizali😂
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Conversation btwn mother🙍 and 🙇her mbanje smoking son🚬
Son : Hello📞
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini
Son : Inkinga yan? Ngkhuluma loban?
Mother : kulahleke i200rand yam mani. Ukhuluma lo mamakho
Son : tjo angikwaz mina, yiwrong number. Nguban umamakho?
Mother : Yeewena yimi umamakho manni, letha imali yam
Son : yooh wena mama ungangjwayeli kabi,mina ngthethe imali ephesini kamamami not umamakho, its a wrong number, Bye!!
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CURRICULUM VITAE OF SELIBONA NYAA
Surname : Nyaa
Name : I said Nyaa
Date of Birth : 27 Years
I.D no : N/A
Sex : 6 Times a day
Marital Status : H I V Negative
Race : I hate Racing
Health : I’m fine , thank u n u ?
Home Language : I am in Zulu
Other Language : Mgosi
Hobbies : Dogs
CONTACT DETAILS
Postal Adress : Eskoleni nxt to Mahlongo’s Tarven
Highest Grade Passed : Standard 1
Year Obtained : 1987
REFERENCES
Name of Person : Sibusiso Dlomo
Position : Generations
Relationship : call Mfundi Vundla
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Kukhona abantu abakhuluma kakhulu sengathi baginya iradio enamabattery amasha noma bagwinyimpempe, kahleni bakwethu
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got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
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‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”
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Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!
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“manje awusho,uzokwenzanjani”?
Kubuza Mina kulona ohlezi eduze kwami la eTaxin ngbona sms ethi: It’s Over efonini yakhe.
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Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla
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