People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?

MUNTU SEYOZE AFE..ENGAKAZE AYIKHOTHE IMBENGE EYOMILE

School Presentation
Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer

Ubuye Eksen Bathi Uyadelela😏
-Ubuye Ebsuku Bathi Uyazilawula😏
-Ubuye Emini Bathi Ubuyiswa Yindlala😏

Kanty mele Sibuye nini??

Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!

Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission

Shuuuu :D😰😨😵

Bonke labo sisi abamnandi siyacelwa eCambridge kusasa ngo-9 ekuseni, angazi ama-combo, umbondo, kwanjani njani.

Lerato : e tsene ?
me : Yes love!
Lerato : Ok, Aah!, Aaah!, aaah!
Me:I’m kidding I’m still putting a condom

Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala