Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??

Me: baba ngwenya

“Ngeke ngikulahle babe.”

Kusho inkunzimalanga, into eyayilahla umsizi esikoleni ngisho sebewubophele entanyeni. 😐

Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.

Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽‍🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.