Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.
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Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.
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When a girl has big boots
Americans : that girl has big ass
Swatis : awu uwutfwele mdzidzi lomntfwanyana
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ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ayikho indoda engenaso ISdudla sayo 🥰👌
But ngeke uthi uvuka nje ekuseni😳 usudla idombolo
Uyawudinga u 2slice nyana nje 🤞 wokuthiba Indlala 🤷♂️
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If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me,
I can’t eat the whole elephant alone
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Ayikho into eyingijabulisa njengoBbe wami makafuna iscathulo phasi kwembede
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uSomatekisi ugibeza uGogo babebabili etaxin kukanti usomatekisi ufuna ukubhema manje unqena ngoba abanye abantu abazwani logwayi bese ebuza umfana “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi? azithulele uGogo aphinde futhi “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi?ambuke uGogo bese ebuza “nibangaki ngakini mzukulu”aphendule umfana sibangu2″athi uGogo “ngunyoko osaba ugwayi mina nginabantwana abangu9”
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Phakathi komuntu wakho nekhansela langakini, ubani onamanga kakhulu?
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Cela nitshele lomjita ofunda le post ahlukane noshela intomb yam Ku inbox
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STRESS vs PAIN
Sometimes kubukeka ngathi kungcono ukuzwa istress kunokuzwa ipain kanti ingcono ipain kunestress,
Inkinga istress sigijima nenqondo kanti ipain igijima nenyama emzimbeni.
Ungcono umuntu ozwa ipain kunomuntu obhekene nestress. If uya kwadokotela uyawathola amaphilisi epain but awekho okuqeda istress.
Kubuhlungu ukuba nestress kodwa kubuhlungu kakhulu ukupretenda sengathi awnaso istress kanti uhleli nabantu abakhululekile.
Istress sikwenza ungalali kungekhona ukuthi ucefezelwa izinja zakamakhelwane, sikwenze ungadli usuthe i-aphetyt kuphele ispeysi sokudla, sikugqokise izimpahla wawuzigqoka eminyakeni ewu 5 endlule.
Nazi engizithandayo ngalamadoda amabili uStress no Pain, bathi
Asibheki ukuthi uzalwa umabani, asibheki ubulili neminyaka, asibheki ukuthi uphuma ekhaya elinjani.
Ungasibukeli kude isimo somuntu mangabe singakabhekani nawe ngoba kusasa kungawe.
Istress sibambelele kumaproblems, ungagxili enkingeni oyibonayo ukuthi ngeke isalunga but let it go, lungisa okulungisekayo. Ayikho ipain eyophela ungazange wazithunuka, qale uthunukale ukuze uzosinda
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WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…
BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!
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When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe
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Imvengemvenge is when Cell C is giving away free MTN data to all Vodacom Customers that are using Telkom.
Ezomgido!!
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I wonder imusk iyikhusela kanjani icorona
ngoba iunderwear yohlulwa ngomsuzo😎
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90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
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