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Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

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Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > ‎Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!

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Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎

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Ngithi Moses khumula izimbadada ngoba lendawo incwele

Ibhayibheli libuye lisiqambele amanga, zazingekho izimoto ngalesa skhathi, bawathathap ama tyre okwa leziya zimbadada

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Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!

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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile

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Ngibuze usis wam ukt usbary unayon enye intombi mabekhuluma leyondaba bayayqedan wavele wangthuka bengiwrong yin?

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NANGU UDECEMBER JEHOVAH NGICELA UKUBA SINGLE NGIZIDLELA ☝IMALI YAMI NGE PIECE OF ORDER🙏🙏🙏😎😎

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Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐

Asihambe Spoti

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Who love me if u not u will die
Nawe uhambe uyekulo mfundisi ovusa abantu abafile

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Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

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When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda😍 yezwa and takecare🤗😘

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😏🙄

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof🍑🍆 kubaba wengane yakhe

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