Men don’t tell when they are hurt,
they just dedicate a song like
“ibuhlung intliziyo yam by Zahara thou”…

Johane :Aunty umfazi onatha utshwala kuyayenza yini ukwakha laye umuzi?
Aunty :okudingakalayo ma usakha mtanami yisamende, izitina, inhlabathi lamanzi. Yena abe esehlala ezinathele utshwala bakhe phakathi 😂😂😂

Uvuka njani mhlobo wami

wo babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling.
“What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,” was the reply.
“Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling, “I’ll climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully got himself into the other baby’s crib, then quickly disappeared in to the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big smile on his face. “You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” said the baby girl, “but how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy, “you’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
Ubusubacabangelani abantwana?
Please leave your filthy mind.

Bese belengisa i-mask ngaphansi kwesilevu usuku lonke, kube sengathi bazoyifaka uma i-Corona sebeyibona ingena ngomnyango.

KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child.
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Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!

“Nywe nywe Shaka Zulu never had a child”
kan Cosmo mntwanaban??

South African Banks : You have insufficient funds👎🙇
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Swaziland Banks: Ushayekile Mnaka, impilo ikudzunusele

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
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I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!