Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Whites – call the police

Blacks – fonela iveni

Shweleeeee

Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
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GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
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GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
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ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
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SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
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*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
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ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
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NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
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ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
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NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
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ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
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NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
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ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
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*UZanele afonele uSlie*
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ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
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SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”

Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh