Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..
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Hide ID Nyaa. Salibonani, ngingumama ole 34 yrs, ngilomkami ole 42 yrs, sihlala e Hillside eZim, silama business e SA, silabantwana abangu 3 , 2 boys logal oyi 1 , empeleni siphila butep, siyathandana siyahloniphana njalo siyalalelana lomdala wami, asila nkinga ngitsho, sishaya nge breakfast e top, lunch enstwempu, sithi supper yodumo, en ngama weekends we take our children out fo refreshments, en dinner, bengithi ngilazise lina elihlala lilezinkinga zothando lezemishado, ngiyabonga
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Bayakuhleba uma u-pregnant, uma sewutetile bathi: “Ngiphe yena.”
Abangani benu girls, anginamona shem. 😕
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Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never! 🤚🏽
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.
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You should know you are now old, when you walk down your neigbourhood and kids playing soccer in the streets hold their ball and shout, “Asimeni kancane abantu abadala badlule”.
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Husband asks wife:
Who took the money I left on the dressing
table?:
.
Whites: I didn’t take it
.
Blacks: Ubani? Mina? Imali? Ngaphi? Nini?
Dressing table? Uyahlanya.!!
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You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”
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Besesicela lo sgebengu mbamba mbamba
Uyositjontjela li bhuku letoni ezulwini 😃😂😁😀
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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞
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Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
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Kahle kahle leli gama elithi ‘Conference’ selinesdinyana nje la kuFacebook, kodwa ngoba ningamajita ami, ngizobekezela. 😕
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Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.
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Stepmother……. Go jwang my boy 👦?
Son…….. Futsek o thuba mayapa ya batho wena
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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude
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Kubo-bonke laba abazitshela ukuthi ayikho into AbangaYazi,ubanike lowaLuma I aphula leli elikwi i-phone?
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I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi
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