Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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Ama yellow bone asendalini kulensulu adlula ama dark bone
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Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
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Yeyi maan,beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane,
kusho uDlamini bemlamulela kade ekinywa umakhwapheni esekweqe namehlo.
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Kwathi ngenye iday ngigibel tax nomxhosa bembuza kth uzokwehlaphi wezwakala esememeza plus esebeack seat wathi ishaye driver uzobona masendehla😂
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aibo yaz Minister Of Health akekho crc
akazi Yini ukuthy nahlula kuthiwa yekani amaPipi aneHIV ubuyinike uPolony
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Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”
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Ba busy bakubiza Bra Don eGoli kanti igama lakho langempela eKZN emakhaya, uDonkey. You demelize. 😀😀😀
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Uyikhumbule I kiss ngathi ubuyipeyela isenzile le lockdown ngoba besithandelwa ne kiss le🙆
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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!
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I wonder imusk iyikhusela kanjani icorona
ngoba iunderwear yohlulwa ngomsuzo😎
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You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.
Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.
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Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*
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Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina
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🧓🏾:Makoto!!!
👰: Mah!!!
🧓🏾: Phuma Ubone intombazane engiyithandela indodana yami.
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