Ngicele usizo lwakho nje, wavuma. Manje wena wenza engathi ngithe enza izimanga ezenziwa uJesu waseNazareth ebhayibhelini.

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December ngiyo jaiva
neVaslap emanzi,
waphapha ngikusula imake up usale ufana noyihlo unye nyiiiii😂😂😂😂😂

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Bese kuba yilaba uma kuthiwa umuntu ushonile bathi: “Ubenani?”

Nisuke nizomvusa yini? 🤔
Kahleni bakwethu.

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Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

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Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

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Zulus are unique shame ….They even have their own Cockroach
‘LEFENE LA NATAL”

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– I Hate Those Small Boys abalala namaNtombazane mase Betshela abangan Babo ukuth ” SengimHlabile uSban Ban ” Thats Lame AsFuck Bros Hau

Hlaba uThule if Yuu Do That Probably She Will Let Yuu Fuck Her Again , & Again & Again & Again

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tafuta m2 anakaa amekula ndimu kuwa maid wako kama mumeo anakatia maids wako

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Kungene umfana omncane etoilet, Mase phuma kunuke engathi bekungene labobana abasebenza kaSAB breweries abehlisa ukudla nge Castle Milk Stout.

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Ladies Thola izinza zakhe
Ezimbili Uzihlanganise
Nobisi🥛Uphuze 😊
Ubuye uzongbonga😭

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Dem:beb hii yako ni kubwa
Boy:usiangalie wembamba wa reli garimoshi hupita

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“Lizbethe mngani,

Ngithi angikulobele le migqa embalwa ngikwazise ngesimanga esangehlakalela ngeSonto eledlule.

Phela ngangiphuma enkonzweni ngalolu nyanyavu engaluthengelwa nguThibhoz noMdelwa, ngadlula kulesi sitolo esidayisa izincwadi zamaKhrestu (Christian bookshop). Ngangiyofuna iBhayibheli elisha njengoba leli ebengilisebenzisa linamakhasi angasaphelele.

Nakhu-ke phela sengibona le bumper sticker ebhalwe ukuthi: HOOT IF YOU LOVE JESUS. Ngisithenge, kwazise phela ngangivuselelekile enkonzweni. Ngiphume estolo ngiyonameka le sticker ngemuva ebhuthini, qede ngingene emotweni neBhaybheli lami elisha.

Indaba phela seyenzeka sengifika erobhothini, ngifike libomvu, ngime. Angibonanga noma selishintshile irobhothi, phela ngangisathathekile yinkonzo yangalelo langa. Ngizwe imoto esemva kwami ihutha, ngivele ngewindi ngiphakamise isandla ngibingelela.

“Jesus Christ! Go, go! Just go!” kusho lo mlungu osemva kwami.

Ngajabula ukuzwa ukuthi uJesu uhamba phambili kule ndawo. Zonke izimoto ezazisemva kwami zase zihutha lokhu okumangazayo, kwangijabulisa ukubona uthando olungaka lwabantu bekhombisa ukuthanda uJesu. Ngaphakamisa isandla ngikhombisa injabulo, ngathi ngiphosa amehlo erobhothini ngalibona selibomvu futhi.

Ngezwa enye indoda ithi: “Sunny beach.” Ngabona ukuthi ungowaseThekwini, nakhona bayamthanda uJesu. Omunye umshayeli wangivezela umunwe ophakathi nendawo, ngabuza umzukulu wami uPapi owayehleli ngemuva ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho. Wathi yi-sign yaseMelika esho ukuthi uJesu umthanda ngenhliziyo yakho yonke. Nami-ke angibange ngisapholisa amaseko, ngamvezela owami umunwe lo mlisa.

Ngabona bonke abantu bephuma ezimotweni zabo beqonde kimi. Ngathi ngithi nhla erobhothini, ngathola umbala uluhlaza. Ngabona kungcono ngihambe, ngaphatheka kabi nokho ukushiya abangani bami ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi babefuna ukuzobuza ukuthi ngikhonza kuphi.

Ngathi ngiqeda kusuka nje, lashintsha futhi irobhothi laba bomvu, kwangiphatha kabi lokho ukuthi abangani bami ngibashiya ngemuva ngasuka ngedwa. Ngabona kungcono ngibavezele umunwe okokugcina, ukubakhombisa ukuthi uJesu ngimthanda kangakanani. Lapho-ke wavele waphela yinsini uPapi, ngicabanga ukuthi wayechazwa yile ndlela emnandi kangaka ye-sign language yaseMelika.

Ngethemba ukuthi ngiyophinde ngibabone labaya bantu abanomusa kangaka, sizoxoxa ngezwi leNkosi.

Yimina,
uTryphina”

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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.

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Emendweni ngobe kuyashisa kwamele ube nesibhamu. Kuthi oneday uphumele phandle ugqekeni, udubule phezulu bese ucula izingoma zasejele. Tnk u later

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Quote of The Day:

Kambe ngahluleka ukuyeka ipipi bethi line Edzi…

sengingayeka iPalony ngoba ine Listiriosis leyo?

Ayi, abame kancane

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