If iFriend yakh ithi yekani ukuzwan uthin wea,
mina ngiqale ngith buyisa ukudla kwasekhaya oku umanukudla ngib ngiqedile
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. Umama engimsebenzelayo ujayele ukuthi ngidlele ekitshini labantwana. Namhlanje uthi kimi aunty buya labantwana sizodlela etafuleni. Manje Mina inyama zabantwana kudala ngidlile😳
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Ifike indoda yakho kokwenu isocela usawoti ngeloxesha icela nawr xayiphuma uzoyilandela
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Uzwe umuntu ethi ama-post akho akafani nawe.
Hau, kanti izingane zami yini lawo ma-post.
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Bafethu umakuphela icorona (covid-19) siya straight eChina sonke siyobathi *Bhuuu* ngentwala nathi sibashaye nge(Ntwavid-20)
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mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina
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Ngithanda a ngisazi
Mhlampe BBY ucobisa I woza woza 😅😆😀😁
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Dear Zulus🗣
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
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uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqodana wakho
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kanti usuthole u paper 2 we-X yakho
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Blacks ; ngibekele Facebook
Whites; I’m mentally disturbed
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when the conversation is sooo Nice you wish to call her mom and tell her
Ziyeza izinkomo zakho
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Mantombane oyedwa vo osebenzisa i-card lakwa-sassa , amane angizwele athi nje bhu🍑ngenkomo, i-tax ingibulele this month
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Isifiso sami ukuyeka insangu bese ngakha u two room onamakamelo aw5
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Ungazitshela ukuthi ama Gold Diggers asemadolobheni kuphela kanti agcwele yonke indawo. Uthi usemakhaya uthole intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo.
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Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!
ubani owakho?
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Umuntu athi indoda yakho ikwenza islima as if eyakhe imenza udokotela🙄!
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