Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine
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Vodacom >>>>MTN 💝😌✊..!!
Angna Langa Lonke..!! At least Ka MTN Ikhona iHappy Saturday
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Phela uma uphiwe u-lift, musa ukulokhu umemeza abantu ngewindi, iyawudla u-petrol leyo nto.
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Ngizwa kuthiwa kwanongoma ama result ametric alandwa enduneni
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When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe
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MZALA IM SO HAPPY
My daughter passed away
She’s going grade 5
Mzala : bhala ngesi Zulu
IPhone ungene emanzini ano ayisi
Asingeni singisi siya freeze 😅
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Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:
(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱
Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange
Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…
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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd
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Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”
Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐
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“Manje i-coolerbox ne-camp chair kuyaphi kona?”
Bebuza mina endlini bengithume esinkwa kulo Disemba.
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Ba busy bakubiza Bra Don eGoli kanti igama lakho langempela eKZN emakhaya, uDonkey. You demelize. 😀😀😀
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Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
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You should know you are now old, when you walk down your neigbourhood and kids playing soccer in the streets hold their ball and shout, “Asimeni kancane abantu abadala badlule”.
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Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂
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Yazi ikudide indaba uthi uyabuza umdidi lo onguye okudidileyo laye umthole edidekile yikho lapho ozabona khona ukuthi abanye abantu ukuba ngumdidi kumbe indidane yisiphiwo strait.
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