Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.

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Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa

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Sam: I love you♥️

Marry: Unayo imoto🚗?

Sam: Wangibuza imoto ipunane yakho ino N2 yini🚧

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We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

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Kwakunenyama komunyumuzi sekuntambama kanti kuzodlula isipoki kunezinja laykhaya zasibona zasihubha sabaleka saze sayogibela esihlahlen sathula sabuka lezinja ngesikade sathi imhlolo yami phelale kwasho ispokwe sihujwa yizinja abo konje namingiyiso

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When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsApp📱Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “Looool😂😂😂😂Please SEND”

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Kulo nyaka akukho muntu oyothwasa, akhona ama ARVs ema-clinic.

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Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?

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Umbali wavula I toilet kuno daddy ngekhatsi
Ubaba watsi vala amehlo mbali ngicitsa manti
Umbali watsi …
Its okey daddy I’ve seen one before
The milk man brushes mums teeth with it

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U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

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Sindi.: kungani ukhiphe inamba yami efonini Yakho

Thami: ingiqedela I – battery

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SAthi siyothenga ama Gown wathi “its gay” buka manje uhudula
i Blanket indlu yonke ngathi Umsotho😐

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Igama la Amahle uma umbheka kbukeka lingaphelele ngendlela amubi ngayo.
Wothi ngiloqedele – Amahlephuhlephu

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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”

Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”

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Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you

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