U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-

Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.

Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.

Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele

Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile😂

I drama yase Shoprite 😑

Ngithi ngilinganisa IChocolate emlomeni nabo sebabiza amaSecurity🙄

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.

Ama-family gathering aseyabhora ngoba sekuyithi omalume abadakwayo.

Umunt uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina. ✋🏽 😐

Stop telling couples ukuthi basazohlukana, nawe geza 🚿 bazokushela uyeke umona. ✋