Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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Kazi ubani owathi uma lina kubanda kumele kwenziwe umkhuba,Pls col bonanini,Pls col ukephi, Im frezing.Pls col ngiyeza.Hlala kini umbathe,akanangubo yini loh?
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Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you
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Abantu abawu 18302720462 e south Africa bangamavila
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.for example njengalo ongayi fundanga le number engenhla
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Uhlulwe i Relationship uze usukume nabagulayo esontweni
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Batsi awuyi lapho
Bacede baku cheatele
Me muntu oyakhona lapho ungayi khons 😃😂😁😀😆😅
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Savelelwa abantu besiqhoshela nokuthi bamadoda banezintshebe ,
ikati lizalwa linentshebe sholukuthi liyindoda nalo kahleni bo
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Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omusha🙈🙈🙈uzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke* 😃😃😃😃😃
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Whites:Let go and have fun.m😆😀
Blacks:Ufuna ukumhlabake loh
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Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza, kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi: “Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…” 😐
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Phela webosisi nina enigqoka amabhulukwe Niboke nibuze phela nakoshomi benu ukuba liyanifanela yini, nibuze nobuso buyavuma yini ngoba abanye sizesibabize ngoobhuti kanti oosisi,hhay kabi njalo
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Sizixoxela Kumnandi akekho oxabene nomunye. Uvele uyangithuka ungibiza ngama simba kamah. Yabona wena mawuqhubeka nokuba seduze kwami sogcina sibambene nawe inkosi impela. Uyosindela kona nje ukuthi uyagula.
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I Pain Yokulanda Ama ARV’s Ngezinyawo Ekubeni HIV Yayifike Nge POLO
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Yabona umuntu meke wathi”Dn’t worry.Your secret is safe with me.Umaluma ephephetha wenja lowo.Mayehlala emakhaya igcwele uzintaba, uma eseLoxion unyile nyi.Ngithi NYI!!
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English
• Something’s Fishy here
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IsiZulu
• Khona okushaya amanzi lah
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Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”
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