Khonu Muntu Owayengawudl Ujam Waphupha Edla Ujam washona😎😎😎😫😨
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Usathi ushaya inyoka kuvele kuhambe ugesi endlini uyizwe ihleka😀
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Tom Boys hate the
sound of Back to school
Phela abazwan nesketi
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Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you
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Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…
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“Ingenile?” Ya.
“Ihleli kahle?” Ya.
“Ayikulimazi?” Ya.
“Uyay’feel(a)?” Ya.
“K’dala uyifuna ne?” Ya.
“Sure ingene kahle?” Ya.
Yoh! Abafana baseSportscene nemibuzo yabo uma ulinganisa i-tekkie.
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Awuthi ngidle uSho Madjozi, ngilale.
Bheka ama-comments.
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Nywe! Nywe! Tjwala(🍻) abuna stress futhi abushiyani, buphi manje?
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Wake waba nomngani oyisilima totally, into evele kuthi kungonakele lutho isuzele isandla mase iqhamuka isifumbethe ithi nuka laaa.
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Doctor: ngingak’siza ngani?😊
Patient: nginenkinga yok’khohlwa..
Doctor: icale nin lenkinga?😊
Patient: yiph’inkinga?😠
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In my life ngifuna isdudla ngoba indlu yami ayina curtain,
ngenzela uma eselele ngivale window
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Kubo-bonke laba abazitshela ukuthi ayikho into AbangaYazi,ubanike lowaLuma I aphula leli elikwi i-phone?
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Ikulume inja yaka mfundisi usabe ukuthi voestk uvele uthi amen
Sono jesu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.
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“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.
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“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”
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USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”
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“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”
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“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”
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Nabefundisi bangaze banicele ama koekies,
anisagqoki phela nani kulamabandla enu oPastor.
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Kusho ukuthini Uma umuntu ozitshena ukuthi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe
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