Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho

Uthi umnika uSwidi umuntu onuka umlomo,
avele awfake ephaketheni athi ngzowudla ekhaya

wish ipipi 🍆 liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction💳 uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of sperms💦deposited to Mbali’s account😂using dog style

Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!

Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”

Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”

“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!