Whites after the funeral
Hey it was so sad
Blacks
Uyifumene njani chicken ena?
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MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U
HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.
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Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?
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Udakwe emngcwabeni uze uvule ibhokisi uthi: “Walala wasala, wavuka s’yabaleka!”
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“I don’t date broke guys” ifuna ngathi mothethiswa kini bathi “go upstairs”😏
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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞
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uSomatekisi ugibeza uGogo babebabili etaxin kukanti usomatekisi ufuna ukubhema manje unqena ngoba abanye abantu abazwani logwayi bese ebuza umfana “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi? azithulele uGogo aphinde futhi “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi?ambuke uGogo bese ebuza “nibangaki ngakini mzukulu”aphendule umfana sibangu2″athi uGogo “ngunyoko osaba ugwayi mina nginabantwana abangu9”
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Yeyi ungobomethemba umuntu ofihla ama last seen yisonakali leso
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“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!
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👩🦳:Haiybo Spha, Makhelwane, usuyahamba sesiphaka🍛?
🧔:Lutho anghambi neze, Ngyolanda isitsha sami sincane lesi.
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– i Refuse To Take This “MaLwede” Song Seriously 😂✋ .. Tyhiini Like We Don’t Deal Enough Already With Dladla Mshunqisi 😏😪 .. Gqom People Stay Doing The Most 🔥♥ , Durban People 😠😡 Stopth With Thy Ratchetness!!
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Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?
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Uyamazi umuntu ononya. Ngoba nakhu ukhaviwe uyena, ngokukhwehlela nje kule covid LOCKDOWN amemeze athi”Vuma uhambe ungagolozi, vuma uye ekhaya EZulwini kuwe baba. Ngemali nje yepolicy aseyifuna manje.
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