Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

Even if Jesus can come and say Nigerians Profets are fake

South Africans , still gonna say “unamanga lo uhlushwa umona”
🙉🙉🙉 awuu shem !!

Nifanelene no Bbe wakho yize umphakathi usashaqekile ngesenzo senu

Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.

Iphi ingqondo?

When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona

ZCC Girls after 3 rounds🍆
she’ll look at you smile and start singing…
“Ga ke tsebe ke tla o leboga kang”

Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?

*Imikhuhlane* *yezinothi*

1.Heart failure
2.Cancer
3.Diabetes
4.Insomnia
5.High blood pressure
6.stroke

*Imikhuhlane* *yabayanga*

1.Inyongo
2.Izafesane
3.Ikhonzi
4.Amathumba
5.uhudo

Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz

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