Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.
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Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.
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Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.
Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔
Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂
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My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE
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Kuvele kugingqike itruck yotshwala phambi kwakho umi nomfundisi esakubonisa ngempilo
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Normal price R10
Black Friday : R29,99 for 3
Ugijime ke nawe nekhala ngath ididi niyophushana estolo
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🤣🤣 Ngihlekiswa nguMfazi wami la uthi loBaba wakwamakhelwane akasokile 🤣🤣 abaFazi
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Hleka ways waya😂😂 la uhleka uze usuze 😂😂
Uze uphathwe ikhanda🤯🤯😫amahlaya
Kuphela la
😂😂😂😂💯💯
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👵:Makoti
👰:Mah!
👵:Thatha u cucumber ubonise ingane zamii kuthy waw’thola knjn umshado..🙄🤗
👰:Ohky Mah😊uthatha lo🍆um’bambe kanjer👌umufake la👄nice n slowly, in n out😋den shake it lyk a dice🎲😽
👵:Aii Makoti man🙆min ngisho I saladii unjan kan wEa🙄🤔
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“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?” 🤔
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Ngiphuphe bengiquma ikhanda baqede bangishaya ngalo ebusweni 😭💔
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Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.
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UMANGALE UMUNT NJALO NJE NGAMA WEEKEND UDAKIWE BUT AKASEBENZI KANTI UNKABI UNE LIST YEMIZI ENEZI JOKOJOKO OR IMICIMBI
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MUNTU ABE MUBI NGATHI UNGIBELE TRAIN E WRONG
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Sisi wami ngenye imini ziyongena zilandelana kanje kini 🐄🐂🐄🐃 zizodla ummbila wakini, ngoba angazi anibiyi ngani
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Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”
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Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”
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Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”
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Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”
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Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.
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Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”
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Umuhle Sometimes🤗umubi sometimes✋engathi ungasinika i- timetable ye-Sometimes Yakho yobuhle🤷♂️ ngeke phela sibukane nawe uyidumbe
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