“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

👦🏾: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

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Indoda ifana nentambo yescathulo ingena ezimbobeni ezining before ifasa ifindo
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini

Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)

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THEKENI YAFANA NE MEETING😒☝
NGEKE UYIBAMBE WEDWA

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Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!

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Ngomcelo nje ka R1000 nembuzi 🐐 ehlanyayo ehamba idla umbila 🌽 wabantu☝️usuthi This WAS YOUR YEAR✋Fuseg Nozibusiso

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It’s not like ngiyalisaba igundwane,
ukuthi nalo livele lize fast ngingakabi ready.

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U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe

Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..

……..Girl akayazi condom………

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Ubhemise uSne insangu umuzwe esethi “phakath kwaZuma no Ramaphosa ubani uNelson Mandela”

Mdr

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Khonu Muntu Owayengawudl Ujam Waphupha Edla Ujam washona😎😎😎😫😨

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Valentine’s Day eyama-2000.

Nina ma-70s, 80s & 90s kune-meeting yama-RDP ngezi-14.

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Awutsi ngibute nje vele
LA bosesi I yabalimata le condom oh kudlalwa ngatsi lab😠

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Kahle kahle umawengane kumele ashelwe 2 minutes not 2 days ✋🏽😏…kuncengwa intombi hhayi umama🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

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U-Dr Malinga uthi senza njani kulo nyaka? 🤔
Ukhona osezwile?

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