Dear Ramaphosa
Sicela umane uvule izikole noma sew 2 weeks nje,
sinenkinga lapha othisha abasagezi. Vula khekha 👏👏👏👏👏
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Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini
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Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?
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I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.
What are your thoughts,
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Nayo lento yokuthi iBoyfriend kumele ibe nemali siyizwa ngani enijoliswa indlala.🙃🤔
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Angithi sonke siyavumelana ukuthi ipleti ebelinesinkwa asiliwashi kodwa siyalithintitha?
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Kukhona asebeqoma ngokutatazala, phela kusile kusasa. 😏
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When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..
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UTHI BEWAZI?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?
– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?
Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 🙂 👌🏽
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Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.
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Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
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Taxi driver uthatha indlela enqamulelayo.
👵🏽: “Kanti uyaphi le tekisi driver?”
Taxi Driver: “Iya phambili.”
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Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:
Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele
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Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:
1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ 👠 minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500
Ungathola malini ngenyanga?
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Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.
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Likhona nakini lelidimoni Ilingazwani nokuphaka uma kupheke lona
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