Uscabha aphuphe semlindelwen athi Mali mayize ngama sithi
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Afike umuntu esenjee🗑️e🍩 kuwena mase ethi”Akanaso Isikhathi sokudlala yena usefuna umendo.Kodwa esenje🗑️e🍩 kodwa.Sthule syabukela njalo.Avele athi”Now I want to settle down💍. Uxakeke ukuthi lo settle down oyizi mbobo mbobo mbobo mbobo….
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Black people hit you first before they give you a warning
Phaa phaa……ngzokshaya wena
😂😂😂
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Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20
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*Imagine seeing your Ex Wyf in her new boyfriend’s car with your child, then your child sees you and shouts “Daddy futsek”*😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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“Cha uyabashintsha mjita✋🏽” kusho mina ngibona icrush yami ihamba nesoka layo😏😢
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Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Ungaze uzike inhlavu ekhanda ngenxa yentombi ekbeni ziziningi kangaka ku facebook bo
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Lento yomthembiso engathi ihamba nomona. Why du u propose, uze uthembise ukhiphe ama rings wazi kahle ukuthi u won’t keep ur promises. Usazoqhubeka ushele uphule ingane yabantu inhliziyo. Yabona wena… 👉
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Xhosa women with anger management issues.
Mlungisi : Babe, why kanti ama Panty awakho eshile ngaphambi?
Nojwarha : Khawutye impundu wethu uyeke iPanty etshileyo awuso sicima mlilo kaloku, sunduqhela kakbi rhaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
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Now that you are sober, probably broke, likely in debt & the only thing that you are able to PAY is attention, I can now safely say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
If you need help with transport money, school fees, stationary, uniforms and even rent money. Please SMS “OMUNYE PHEZU KOMUNYE” to 31314. Angithi yiyo ebikuhlanyisa usidla imali.
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Umshado 👰💍 ulindwa nge degree 👩🎓
Netohwana (span) ai nge momozi 🍑
Engenalutho
Not my hand writing
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“Baby, wenza ama-otherwise kulo nyaka!” 😊
Kusho mina ngizithengele izimbali noshokoledi weLindi Shokolathiyez ngeValentine’s Day.
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ONLY BLACK WILL SAY “NI BUSY NIHLELI NITHULE”😂😂
BUSY HUH???😮😮
NXXX AYI NINA
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Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.
Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.
Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.
Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.
Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”
Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”
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