Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?

I can’t wait to teach my son English…
.
Inhloko – head
Inyawo – Foot
Umfazi – Snake

Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo

got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
.
‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”

WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘

BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”

Izingane zase Creche zithi mubi loZUMA omusha

Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

Uthume u Chris Isinkwa EsiBrown Adibane noBob Badle iMarley

Uyaphi eRoomin yakhe ungekho ready for
, uyomosha ama Doritos ne Slap somunye umntwana

Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!

I remember in January a Nyaope boy selling a 2020 calendar saying “inama holiday amaningi “ and I didn’t believe him 😭