Izolo ngidakwe ngashintsha i password ka Facebook wami.angisayikhumbulike manje

Ukhona kodwa umndeni oseke waya kohlola kwafike kwathiwa: “Hhayi, amadlozi ahleli kahle, futhi asuthi,
nina nje nixakwe izinkinga zomhlaba.”?

*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s 😂😂😂

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile😂

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈

i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”

Umuntu Ono-Matric Akadakwa Kodwa Uba “Under The Influence Of Alcohol”
Asihloniphaneni Bafwethu