Uhlanze kahle ikamelo, upheke, qede uyoboleka i-laptop ngo-R80 ajike umuntu wakhona athi akasezi.
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MEN’S CONFERENCE UPDATE:
1. UDuduzani ufike neTruck 🍷 🍻 eligcwele utshwala, wazoxolisa emadodeni. Ngiyasincoma lesi senzo, ubudoda-ke lobu. 👏
2. Lokhu kuqalwe izolo ukukhipha idliso emadodeni, namanje kusaqhutshekwa.
3. Dineo Khumalo, eNkangala, indoda yakho uLindokuhle Ndlovu uselikhiphile idliso. Nguye lo ophalaze idilozi esikholwa ukuthi ngelakho. Wasiphoxa emaNtungweni Dineo, ngidumele ngawe. 👐
4. Kuhlubene 🤜🏽 👏 amadoda amathathu la, ebanga u-Enhle Nkosi waseNewcastle. Kuthiwa uwathembise umshado wonke. Waze wasilulaza singabaseNewcastle wena Enhle. 😕
5. UmfokaZulu uhluliwe, kuthiwa nange 🍆 akafiki kuSbusiso Shandu. Kuqhume olukhulu uhleko. 😂 😂
6. Londiwe Enzokuhle waseMlazi, indoda yakho ayifikanga la. Ngiyasola idlule ePoint eThekwini yathenga 🍑 ngoba vele iyasthanda isinene. Isanda kubonakala nomakhelwane wakho uBusi, ungekho wena usemsebenzini. 😴
7. Nomvula Mimiza Mkhaliphi kwaNongoma, 😴 ikhale imini yonke indoda yakho la, ithi usuyiqedile ngomshiza uyishayela ukuthi ubani lo mlungu ehlezi ikhuluma naye uma umfonele ethi: “The Subscriber You Have Dialed Is Not Available, Please Try Again Later.” 👏
8. Nomonde Zondo Elihle kwaMashu, indoda yakho uSiyah Hamilton WeGcokama Elisha osuka oLundi, uthi uphumule la uwena nezisu ezimbili, uqhube wathi uhlulwa i-Woman On Top. Wathi wena uvele ugxume ngathi ixoxo 🐸 ujike ukhale ngoShembe.
9. Thando Abigail KaBabakhe eThekwini, indoda yakho uSihle 😓, isivele yaphalaza i-penty lakho la… Ithi wayifunza lona ngenkathi nisaqala ukuthandana. Ithi sekusele isokisi manje.
10. Nombuso Ntombizidlujeqe eTongaat, indoda yakho uPhila Msobh’onogcobo Ndlovu, useshaya u-round 5 manje 🍆🍑. Ubhizi noGC ngale endlini encane, uthi akasabuyi ekhaya.
11. Palisa oPhongolo, indoda yakho uSihle Mbhele, uyagiya la uthi wakushela ngomuthi uyisiyoyoyo sakhe wena futhi uyimpatha. 👏
STAY TUNED, I’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED LADIES, KANYE NANI-KE MAJITA (SINGLE GUYS) ENIJIKISIWE EKUSENI. SIYAVALA KUSASA.
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Homemade yellow bones I’m not happy with your necks 🙄
You can’t be Beyonce and Susan on muvhango at the same time 😂
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When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi
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Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl
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Amantombazana ethu seqalile njalo 👳♀👳♂🧕🏻
“Honey, ngicela imali yokuregister ukuvota”
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Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona
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Usuke udakwe ngempela mawuzofika KwaMakhutha ungena eDot Car Wash uthi ucela I six pack kuMzobe, akubuze ukuthi yani uthi: yamaqanda …
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Umshado💍Unabantu Bawo🤞
Wena Nje Ofunda LePost Ufanelw Uku kikiza Kphela🏌️♂️
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Lady’s who cook at funerals
kopela juice ya lona ebe sweet nyana tuu…
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Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
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Guys, ngithukile eSouth Africa in this rainbow country, nabaphathi bezwe besantshontsha bedla imali yabahlali. ukuthi kusakhona abantu abasabizana ngamaQabane noKlova. Sihlezi emakhaya noGrade12, Diploma, Degree, MSc nama Masters ethu kulendlala engaka. Haiybo,aniswele lutho nina. Yazi ngavele ngabona udlame straight.
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After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?
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ust imagine when you are posting your partner on facebook. 😂 😂 😂
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Then some people comment things like, “Uyazi uzogula wena shame”.
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Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen
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Noma ungaze uyifende indoda uze ubuye phezukwayo uma ingakufuni ayikufuni cc izoza kuwe uma ixabene nomuntu wayo 🤣🤣..
Ai bafendeni anginamona ngibulawa ukushima🤣🤣
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