I’m starting to think abantu abazithandi Izinto ezimnandi🤔
Usholo ukuthi isex ngyeza kamnandi so🙏
Kukhon’umuntu ongakayenzi Nam?
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STEPFATHER: ningphatheleni namhlanje zingane?
I’NGANE:sipheth baba wethu
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Usuke ufihlelani ukuthi uyaphuza, ngoba phela siyakubona mase udakiwe.
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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
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“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂
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Knock on the door 🚪
Me:ke mang
Ke Johanna
Me:14 or mokolobetsi?
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Ayive iSexy intombazane esaba igundane🐁,
Haiyi lena evele ithi: “Baby dlokodla ngalapho mina ngizovimba ngala.
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Asiyihlaziyeni bakwethu. UMelusi wayadinga umsebenzi kweleMelika, wafika wasebenza wenza izimali zakhe, wasethumela umbiko eZimbabwe ukuba abangakubo abamdingele umfazi omuhle ozithobileyo, ngesikhatshana batsho sebelitholile icishalanga, ngeviki elilandelayo wabuya ekhaya UMelusi, uthe nxa ekoBulawayo wahlangana letshatshazi lentombi isilingo samkhulela wasezibika kwavunyelwana, basuke baqonda eguest house baqeda ubusuku bekhona, ekuseni uMelusi wavuka elubhekise ngakibo eMagwegwe, wathi efika bathi unkosikaziwakho uphumile uyojika manje, ngesikhatshana wayesethelekile unkosikazi ayemdingelwe, uMelusi wathi ephakamisa ubuso wabona ngulowana obelele laye eguest house. Sithi laba bobabili bafeba yini kumbe uMelusi walala lomkakhe. Kumele uqhubeke yini umtshado?
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Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.
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Dear Bae
I will not be available for the whole month of December.
Ngiyo Twasa and phones dont work under water
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Awuna Mali hamba uyo’dlala i lotto
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SENGYOZE NGIFE NGAYIQHUBANGA INTWALA NGEWISA
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Ezinye impama azidingi kuth
Uphindisele zifuna uhambe 🚶
Ubuye sowusike iphiko
Evenini Yama phoyisa🚔
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Ladies, Uma ufuna indoda esebenzayo ngicela ukhethe kulawo osebenza nawo
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Unamansense abhalwe ukuthi ichophe aligqemi lah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Whites : she has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ intsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin
Kk kit Kat etc 😁
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