Uyayazi le pain yokuhlangana nekhansela ungaphethe ngisho imvubu lee.
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Even if Jesus can come and say Nigerians Profets are fake
South Africans , still gonna say “unamanga lo uhlushwa umona”
🙉🙉🙉 awuu shem !!
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”
Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.
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Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$
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Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.
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I Chiefs ngisho ingadlalela egcekeni ka Kaizer Motaung bangayishaya ingene endlini🤞🏿.
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nali ikhehla lifika esibhedlela libuza kudokotela!
ikhehla; kodwa bantwabami yini le ebulala
umntanami kanje?
doctor; yingculaza baba
ikhehla; imenze kanjena pho, ikwenza kanjani
lokhu
doctor; hhai baba lesisifo sivele silwe namasosha
omzimba aze aphele, bese sizidlela
nje
ikhehla; hawu kodwa ndodana uma sekuphele
amasotsha omzimba anibe nisathumela ngisho
ama-security nje?
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2018 sfuna lokhu
Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today
Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!
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👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comments
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Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?
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Entlek why do we have to pay on a Taxi
cause it’s going where we are going too..
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Why bangasiphi iLift nje once
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Ukhona kodwa umndeni oseke waya kohlola kwafike kwathiwa: “Hhayi, amadlozi ahleli kahle, futhi asuthi,
nina nje nixakwe izinkinga zomhlaba.”?
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Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”
Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”
Mina: 🚶🏽
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too
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