La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢

Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.

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Passenger: Sorry driver, malini iTaxi?
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Senzo Mteshane:Angazi hamba uyobuza kwaToyota

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Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you

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Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem😏:
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Palesa : Hi baby😊
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?😒
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.😊
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke 😒”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”😊
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Sol : “Viva comrade

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U gal ombatha size 11

Hamba uyoba ngu goal keeper dear
🏁⚽️

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Step father: eyoo kwahamba ugesi

Step son : mxm kshoda wena

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At Psycad they say we should get enough rest and the lecturers tell us to make at Varsity you shouldn’t sleep three for more than three hours… kahle kahle nithi what must we do?

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Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!

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Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa

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Axake umuntu afune umdayisele imbuzi umtshene imali athi iyabiza, athi ubaba wayezifuye zoning kabi zazingabizi kanje, akhohlwe ukuthi akuzona zababawakhe lezi, angithi kwakuthiwa akeluse abalekele emajikini akashone khona ke ayoyithenga khona

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With us men its better to forget a tissue when
you go to the toilet than to forget your phone.
Icala elibomvu lelo!!!

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Waxabana umfundi nothisha ekilasini wacasuka uthisha, uyathetha umfana uyanyenyeza uthi”hee awuzwe ungathi yistori” insizwa esasikhula nazo lezo madoda

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Ekhay ngisobabona ngoJanuary sengicula ingoma kaSjava ‘ohh kodwa uma ungithandangingenaluth’

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Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi

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