People Who Don’t Shit 🚽🧻 In The Morning Are Angriest😡 During The Day
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Sometimes We Blame Frustrations Kanti Noooh✋Amasimba😏
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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Vulani uMetro FM, u Michael Jackson uchaza kabanzi ngokufa kwakhe!
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Lento yokungabi noWife iyabheda. Ucabange wedwa ugcine uhluleka,
kungene umqondo wempohlwa lo onenkani ongaphikiswa.
Ngoba ungekho umqondo wesibili.
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Kuvele kugingqike itruck yotshwala phambi kwakho umi nomfundisi esakubonisa ngempilo
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Short girls are not wife materialz,
uzoyineka kanjan washing lomkhovu!!
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Her : Babe Nangu lomfana owangishaya 😔
Me : Manje Umemezelani , Ufuna Ashaye nami
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Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.
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Men don’t tell when they are hurt,
they just dedicate a song like
“ibuhlung intliziyo yam by Zahara thou”…
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Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.
Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”
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Thabo:vuka ngik’khaphe
Nelly:at ngawar sengbatjelile endlin kuthi ngzobabona Month end…
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Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries 🍓 🍓 ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?
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Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi
“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”
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Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”
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If intomb yakho ingakwazis kubazal bayo chamela phakath bazozfikel bona
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Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭
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