Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way
I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?
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Cela ukubuza kwaba cc benza amazipo ukuthi uma unegqithi bhatala full price yhin?
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Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.
Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
👇
Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂
Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800
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Ngilahlekelwe iqhude elibuthuvi benja ne skhukhukazi esilubende engathi carpet, kamakhelwane bebengkhomba ngo galo, bengnayina
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Kant njalo noksika iphiko kwimogo kungeyona eyakho iyawudla upetrol leyonto
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Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”
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Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya
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And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”
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Entlerk girls why nis’tshela man’phethwe ama’
Period pain bt masen’pholile anis’tsheli Why??
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Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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Watsi lo Sesi
Ngisho kulinyatwa stin (bricks) sembede was BBY
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I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!
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Lethu:IBO iva imali kagogo📣
IBO: ‘hambe noMarisa’🎶
Lethu_odizzy
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Pain yokubona umuntu wakini ethola 4 likes, 💔 ungazi naye ubefunani ko-Facebook. 😐
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Mese uthi unendodake into ebalekela ama Charges niyolihamba lonke iTheku nifuna uCapitec ngoba engafuni ukukhipha kuStandard Bank😂🤣😂😂
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