Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

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Sesi Expired isinkwa semihlangemihla ezulwin😪

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Girl : babe vuka uyemsebenzini!
Boy: Angisebenzi mina, bengifuna ungiqome njee!
Girl :😫😫!

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Ungenze Njan Ufike Ekgcineni Kwe Bible Kubhalwe Ukuth..
Syadlala Xaim…
Wena Usuzi Nikelile…

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Wake waba nenhlanhla Yamawengane oletha iboyfrnd yakhe kini.
Uyamazi u don’t care Mabuza?

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Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

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Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 😂 😂 😂
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.

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Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 😡😡😡

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Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!

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Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

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uthi uyabangena uhlangane labo sebephuma unyeee uthi uyabagwcalisela uthole ukut bonke bagwcele phamu unyeeee

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If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona

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Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary

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