Abanye amabele asethola thuba lokuma uma kufaswa izicathulo
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OSfundo Nomfundo Fundiswa Must Date Each
Yeah Department Of Education One Side
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
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Zulu: Themba, Bhekumuzi, Sthembiso and Siyanda.
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Pedi: Tempa, Pekumusi, Stempiso and Siyanta..
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But when we say Limpompo you cry. Wa tseba yini a se sotlwa ka lena nathi sibolela kantlela sifuna nkayo.
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Uma ufika neBolt eBolt and Nut shop, ucele usize olingana nalelo oliphethe, if ungawutholi bathi “sori sir we’ll have to order for u, we’re out of stock. Uthini uZwe? Hlukana nokuba busy ufunana nomkhulisa nduku ngoba ufuna ukungena kuyo yonke imihosha nemihoshanyana engalingene nawe.Malingekho 🍆 alikho Wait for ur turn ur size is coming.
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Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako
The rest kebafana banyaupe
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relationships nowadays
Boy : Baby are you coming at my place tonight or ngifonele uLinhle ?
Girl : call her baby , ngizolala kuSizwe uholile izolo
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Kwakuyimvuselelo yamadoda ashadile.
Wase ethi umfundisi: onke amadoda mawathumele iSMS ebhalwe ukuthi “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART” kubantu bes’fazane abashade nabo …
Nazi ke izimpendulo ezabuya …
1. iiihhheee engabe umuntu ugezephi namuhla.
2. usumithise bani ke futhi??? ngeke ngikuxolele doti!
3. usuphinde waboleka imali kumashonisa futhi?
4. uzoke ung’chazele kahle ukuthi leSMS ubuthi uy’thumela kubani swayini.
5. kade ngathi yeka utshwala, buka manje seb’yak’hlanyisa, nxa!
6. uyaz’ncengela masimba. Ngeke us’nuke iskoon.
7. khohlwa, not this time! uzoyondla wedwa leyongane lwabishi …
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Usathi uzenza into ekhuthele emcimbini uvele uwise itende😂😂
Samukelo khumalo
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Emhlabeni wonke jikelele.Heiy..
akekho umuntu onenkani ukudlula impohlwa.
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Yati lesinye skhatsi senta ma jokes sicabange kutsi a funny Kani sitenta tilima nje
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This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.
Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.
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What can you do if ungathi ungena kwi bus
abantu bavele bahleke??
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Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!
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Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
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Uzolokhu uzwa kuthiwa Sel Beyonce engathi kuzoqhamuka isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinamasende.
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