Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
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U-driver uma ethatha indlela esingayijwayele, sonke etekisini sikhipha ama-earphones ezindlebeni khona sizobona kahle.
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Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos
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Bafowethu ngicela lingibonise la nginenkinga la, inkinga yami yinkinga Yokuthi izinkinga zami seziyinkinga yazi ngisenkingeni.
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The Way Omnandi Ngakhona U Facebook Ngihleka Ngize Ngikhohlwe Nokuthi iNtombi Yami Ingenza iSlima
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Zulu: Selimathunzi Duku Duku…
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Pedi: Selimathuntsi kudu kudu..
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Ngicela ungithumele ifoto yakho,
it’s not that ngikukhumbulile ngifuna kuyibeka ekhishini ngithuse amagundwane ngayo, ngincede pls ngiphelelwe i rattex.😃😂😁😀😊
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What if ezululwini udla imali yakho yomnikelo? 😯 yazi abanye bazo lamba 😂 Ngiya e sontweni mina Sunday
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Ushone ukhathele, ufike eZulwini begeza amafu.
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I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha😤
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Uphuze Istoney 🍷Ube Uhlafuna I Halls🍬 XXX Black Imini Yonke🌄Unyuke Intaba😜 Uyoboleka i Weave🙈Ka Nonjabulo, Udlule Ka Nosihle Uboleke Ama Heal👠 Azo Matcher Ngayo Ingubo 💃Oyithathe Ku Cousin Wakh, Usale Usuzidela😢 Ungene Kwa Qwabe Umashonisa Ufune U R200 💰, Ugoduke Ugeze🛀, Ucele u Sisi Wakho Akugcobise 😌 Izigcobo Zakhe , Ubese Uzitshotsha 🙃 Uziputshuzela ku Plastic Ungene Ekamereni lika Bhuti Wakh🧒 Uyofutha I Perfume “Faaaah Fuuu Faaah” Unyonyobe Uyophuma Nge Gate🤸 Kini Ushiya Awphekile 🍲 , Uyoma Estation Ulinde Imoto🚐 Linethe 🌧️ Izulu☔ Ume Phansi Kwesihlahla🌳… Ithi Isiqhamuka Imoto 🚐 Kungene I Call 📞 ( 📲 UNGABE USEZA SEKUFIKE UMAKA BOY👶)
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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Alikho iqili lazikhothe qolo umthwalowendoda nkathazo wagqilaza intombi namadoda esgodini sangakubo
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Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”
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Uve Kukhala Ibhokhwe , ” Mmeeeh” Kanti NgumSotho Ubiza Umamakhe.
I Live South Africa You’ll Find Me At Lesotho
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