Ave iyisicefe lento yakho yokuzibona ukuthi ukhule ukudlula abantu abadala nabazali bakho ngoba naku wena uzala kakhulu. (Hlonipha baby train)

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Gulukudu uMjay etaxn ahlale eduze kuka Mbali. Kufudume nama windi avaliwe.
Mj: hlw sqeda se-Oross, awsemhle kanje. Uyakuph?
Mb: yin bhut, bengbuz direction yin? Sengzokwehla.
Mj: haw ok, ngcel ngiph inumber yakho.
Mb: nam lengnayo ngyay rentela, ngeke ngikwazi.
Ungangincengi ngoba ngeke withole.
Mj: ngyakcela khona sizoxoxa
Mb:angfuni futhi ngzomemeza😚
Mj: (emncenga) ngyakcela muhlez
Mb: (ebhavumula etaxn) NGITHE ANGFUNI AWUZW
(Kuthuleke etaxn)
Mj: haw Cc 😮 ungafike usuze bese unqab ukvuli windy, ngoba nakhu sewzokwehla wena. VULI FASTELA

Passengers 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

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Please call IT’s OVER!!!
(AD) Ukuze uthole uthando lwangempela olugcwele injabulo zinsuku zonke. Shayela u*120*7001# okubiza 20c/min. kunemigomo nemibandela.
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Ungenza njani?

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My first time ngingena e DEBONAIRS NGATHI NGICELA UJEQE WE VANILLA BANGIHLEKA

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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.

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Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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Kodwa ungibulale lani ngensini.Yazi kade ngidla istambu esino bhontshisi oyinqwaba kabi, yazi ngizosuza

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Ukufunda incwadi phansi kwesihlahla kuhle, kodwa kubuhlungu kwisihlahla sikubona uphethe umngani waso ngesandla.

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Yaz umu single ujabuliswa ubala 😂😂😂ngokuhlangan
isa nje imali nosisi ongamaz eTaxin athi “sibabili” kuvele kuth cosololo

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When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona

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Uma usushiyiwe yeka ukuthi “Ngeke umthole onjengami ” 🙄

Onjengawe phela akasafuneki😁

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Haiy, uyangilandela shame, nawe usukwiTelegram. nakwi BBM kwakunguwena. Bangakhi abangani bakho oza nabo laaa.

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