Ukukhumula isdudla akuhlukile nokutshintsha ibedding ku queen sized bed

Entlek why do we have to pay on a Taxi cause it’s going where we are going too.. _ Why Continue Reading..

I know ukuthi it’s Christmas. Why mawubona Mina usineke. UCHRISTMAS imina yini.

Ndinodakuvhudza ini ndikafane 90 years mwana wangu akafane 190 years ndianimukuru

Enough abt Matric u Busiswa umithi Niyabonake Zenziwa njan iytarring

Yaz uth uyayhambela nje uzwe umthakathi ongumakhelwane esethi “Hau yaz kade ngingaz ukuth usebuyil, kodwa isazobonana

👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.” 👨🏻‍🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw