Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?
Public hospital:and then wena?
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Hlala phansi angeke ushe besho kusihle esaba ihairdryer
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Ukuze ube nokuthula emoyeni, awubadingi abantu noma abangani abangakwenzi ukuthembeka empilweni yakho.
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Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day
syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day
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Uzath i taxi 🚕 ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho
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Masifika eZulwini sesiyoCharger eJerusalema ngoba iwona kuphela umuzi okhanyayo.
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Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.
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Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.
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Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.
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“Ngeke ngikulahle babe.”
Kusho inkunzimalanga, into eyayilahla umsizi esikoleni ngisho sebewubophele entanyeni. 😐
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Utsi ufika empakathini wabo mama
Nomtwana wakho babe bemunyisa ( breastfeeding)
Umtwana wakho abese khala louder umphe ibele angalifuni akhombe lalomunye next to you
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“Manje i-coolerbox ne-camp chair kuyaphi kona?”
Bebuza mina endlini bengithume esinkwa kulo Disemba.
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Wathi omunye ubhuti evakashela ugal wake waqhamuka ehlezi nabangani bakhe,nengane,wathi ugal ey nasilesicefe wase eya kuye, kanti iyezwa ingane, waphinda wabbits ngenye imini ubhuti wafica ingane engekho losisi washya umlayezo enganenj, yavuma wathi uzothi uthunywe ubani yathi ingane ngizothi ngithunywe uscefe, ai sithwele nina madoda
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Usathi uzenza umakoti emngcwaben wakhabo Bae uvele uwise ibhodo le
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You can play Hard to Get 😓
But mina I’ve already Kissed😘you in my Dreams💤😂
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Sengize ngiqabanga nokuk’Dump
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Manje uthi u Nkulunkulu 🙏 akashiye
Bonke abagulayo 🤮 ezibhedlela 🏥
Afunele wena Indoda 😏🤷♂️
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