Uma Ilona ngityppa kuwhattsap bear wena uyawuvala owakho khohlwa angisaqhubeki

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Musani ukuthatha izinkinga zenu zomjolo nizihlanganise nale ngoma kaNtencane, bese nenza sengathi imnandi. 😐

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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje

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Kwanongoma kuthiwa amanzi bawakhokhla enduneni ngob uMfula udlula ngasemzini wenduna

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Abantu bazi kahle ukuthi asikho isidumbu noma igazi elake lakhishwa iselesele. Kodwa ngendlela abalisa ngakhona. Umuntu ancamele ukuyolala kamakhelwane azi kahle ukuthi banemfene.

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Isimanga engisibone etekisini namhlanje angisoze ngasilibala! Kush’ukuthi besigibele nalo sisi, ehamba nalo guy, mina bengihleli eduze kwabo. Esikhaleni nje singazelele, lo sisi avele aqaqe amakinobho e-shirt lakhe kuvele u-bra. Awukhuphule kuvele ibele, lo guy ahamba naye wavele wancela khona lapho! 😲 😲

Bebengenandaba ukuthi sonke siyababuka la etekisini. Le nto yabo iqhubekile isikhathi esingango-5 minutes. Lo sisi cishe uneminyaka engu-27, lo guy abehamba naye cishe uno-3 or 4 months uma ngicabanga.

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Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄

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WHITE : ”PLEASE STOP THE CAR
BLACKS : ”WOOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!!
WOOOOO!!! Oh Jehova ngith wooo

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Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.”

Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”

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A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

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Namuhla eCreche
Teacher : Soon , sooner….qedelela!
Bundle of joy : Soonanyoko😂😂

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Ngibathanda bonke abantu abaku Facebook wam 🤣 ABANGASEBENZI inkinga iyodwa abagezi Jonny obathathe njayam

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Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

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Ubu X buphela nini kanti, sengohlala ngiyi X yakho noma sengishadile? Hayi ngeke mele ibene limit lento.

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