Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh

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UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY

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Isdala kudweba ishiya

SENZO :Kudwetshwa i weave manje

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Konje kusasa kuqala ama-advert kaBack To School? 🤔

Pep noJet kade balulinda lolu suku.

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SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:

1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.

2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.

3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”

4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.

5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.

6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.

7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).

8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.

9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.

10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.

11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.

12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.

13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.

14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.

15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.

16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.

17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.

18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.

19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.

20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.

21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.

22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.

23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.

24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)

25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.

26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.

FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

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Ikunyise i-Taxi Maths Ku Front Seat🚖Uze Ubuze Ukuthi ”
Abawu 4 Bathe Bangakh’??”

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Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omusha🙈🙈🙈uzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke* 😃😃😃😃😃

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– nibanjwe inkunzi uhamba noBae😣 umuzwe esethi ” thathani neWeave imenza isfebe”

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U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku lu🍠🍆ifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe

Girl: weMah, ngekukholwe
Mah:wozanazo ntanam kunjani eThekwini
Girl:ngithole indoda entsha ntsha nepipi yakhe ibingakavulwa isaku plastic…..

……..Girl akayazi condom………

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Heeeee,Kazi sebetheni eLadies House nangu umamncane echatha ngesobho🙄😪

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Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje

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Uzwe omunye athi ngisafuna ukufuthumezela indodami I ice cream ulambile shame

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Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle

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Umfaz ongathembekile , uthi ngelinye ilanga esemakhaya kufona I boyfriend yakhe manje unenhlon ukumtshela ukuthi esemakhaya :

Boyfriend: bae ukuphi ?
Girlfriend: ngise KFC
Boyfriend: manje why kukhala inkukhu
Girlfriend: ba deliver i stock
(Kkkkk cha ngeke sisi amanga angaka )

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Kant kungani Indoda edlisiwe inenkani mayitshelwa ngosiyazi?
Ibani niphephula ngisageza amabhodwe

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