Mina: “Sawubona bhuti, ngisacela ukubuza ukuthi angakuphi amatekisi aya eThekwini?”

Taxi Driver: “Weeee Jabulani! Ikhona inyama yenhloko kuMaMkhize namhlanje?”

Mina: 🚶🏽

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Bayabuya-ke abantu baseGoli nokufaka i-roll on ize ifike ezimbanjeni. 😐

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Aybo webafwethu ungafisi ukthandwa intombi yakwa Gcwensa, eyi ziyayidla inyama lezinto bo lisala li empty i fridge ngkhuluma ngento engyaziyo.

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Akunalutho impelo nje enzima ngithi ngyayiphusha ayii ayiphusheki

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Ever noticed?
Umuntu wesilisa ma egqoke ama pyjama ungathi luhlanya ulufohle esibhedlela.
Thats why ngingawathengi mina.

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Umthande umuntu wakho uze ubhale ngaye kuFacebook, bafike o-Dr Phil bathi it’s honeymoon phase nisazohlukana.

Ninomona!

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Yaz ngihalela ukuhleka ukuthi njeh sengikhohliwe ukuthi ngizothi ngihlekan

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Kade ngyokhongela umngani wam last week. Uma aifika laphayana bathe sibe late nge one week, kukhona abasi over(thakhile) bafika kuqala bazishaya zonke manje ngeke sisakwazi ukuqedela. Enzenjan umnganam?

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Uboleke umuntu iskibha seLacoste, asifuthe nge-spray kuze kufe uxamu.

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When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT

Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.

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Uzophapha lakuFacebook, come Friday next week,
you only passed LO and Home language

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Boyze:Baba yini ikaka yenkomo ?
Baba: yibulongwe fanami.
Boyze: Baba yini eyenkukhu?
Baba: Yibudoriro mntanami !
Boyze: eyembuzi yona?
Baba: Zingqathayi fana wami.
Boyze: Ngubani uMongameli waseCongo ?
Baba: Yho hayi angimazi .
Boyze: Owase Germany yena ngubani?
Baba: Naye angimazi ngitsho nix nix .
Boyze: Kanti Baba ngabe kukhona okunye okwaziyo ngaphandle kothuvi ,ngoba ngathi uqhaphele ukunya nje kuphela

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Go jola le slender ke mathata, ore owa mo hug okwe o kare o key 🔑 gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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