“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear😂😂😂 Ahh HALALA 2020

Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?

I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record

I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.

Kazi balala kanjani abantu aba-rich nefriji egcwele ukudla? 🤔 Mina angikwazi nokulala ngenxa ye-Danone esele yodwa qwaba efrijini, ngiyizwa imemeza igama lami.

I can’t wait to buy a car,
ngphume endlini ne cup ye
coffee ngokhahlela ama tayera

Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani

Reminder to all the happy couples
Nisazohlukana

Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla

Dear future wife

Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo

Uhlale kini imini yonke .
No Messages no calls 💔😿😫😒kodwa masunoBbe wakho😊♥, kufona ngisho oMoses bebuza izimbadada zabo💔✋