Uma lina nangoDisemba, sizodesha ngayo le mvula.

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Ladies like wearing matching outfits,
ivele ifanele munye kini noy 4

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Umehluko phakathi kuka vrou nonkosikazi.Unkosikazi angapheka late uyabuzwa.U vrou yena akupholisw’amaseko uyabhaxabulwa

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Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”

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Nkisi ngicela ungisize ungincishe impakamo njengoba sengizohola isamba sika R350 wonke

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My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, 🐓 something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

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Iyasebenza i-lipstick 💄 because ifihla nama-lips asaxetshulwa ugologo. 🥃

Mina nje ngiyofela iqiniso.

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Abe mnandi u gal uthi noma sekahamba ucabange
noku mchuphela impuphu

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Grade 12’s here is ur new time table
08:30- Generations
09:00- Muvhango
09:30- Skeem Saam
10:00- Emzini Wezinsizwa
10:30 Break
11:30- Rhythm City
12:00- Scandal

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Her : Babe Nangu lomfana owangishaya 😔

Me : Manje Umemezelani , Ufuna Ashaye nami

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Hau ishwa phela leli, noma ngithi ibhadi elikhethelwe mina nje today.Haiybo….kanti uJanuary unjani, kusawukweyisa noma ukuxakeka lokhu, nangu umfana ezongidayisela ikati.Ngithi ngiyabonga bhuti wami,asinawo amagundwane layikhaya, uthi “pls lithathe ngizowaletha ntambama….”amagundwane”….

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Intokazi ekhulelwe ingena etekisini yagaklaza isicabha.

Taxi Driver: “Ukube nalawo mathanga wawavala kanjalo!”

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Manje noMuntu useyoze ahambe emhlabeni engakabhekani neSambane
😀

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Utsi ublokhe (block) your girlfriend ye shangaane
Ku WhatsApp – Facebook-we chart- Instagram
Uve nge plc recharge me utanya ngwaku

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Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya

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