Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

Honestly I never thought ukuthi sizophuza umqombothi sihole nempesheni at this age 😭

Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga sisasebenzisa ugesi okhokhelwa ngenyanga, ubaba wangithuma ukuthi ngiyowukhokhela edolobheni. Ngenxa yokuthanda ama-competitions, ngathatha leyo mali ngathenga ngayo ithikithi lomncintiswano thizeni lapho umuntu onenhlanhla ayengawina khona imoto entsha ceke.

Uma ngifika ekhaya, ngamchazela ubaba ukuthi imali ngiyenzeni. Wathi ezwa lokho, wangithela induku. Ngalala ngiyisuthi.

Kwathi ngakusasa ekuseni, ubaba wavuka wavula umnyango ophumela ngaphandle. Kwakukhona imoto entsha ime ngaphakathi egcekeni. Wasivusa sonke. Kwathi uma siyibona sonke sakhala, ikakhulukazi mina. Phela le moto kwakungeyakwa-Eskom, ababephakathi babezosicishela ugesi!

Ubaba waphinde wayithela induku kimina. 😐 😭

Dear Zulu’s
Its black friday not khisimusi isaaaa
stop sending xmas messages. Melly khisimusi really???

Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?