Kushukuthi ngempela uma umuntu othi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe ube ukhona ei amantombazane 👏

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Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 😂 😂 😂
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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UCocacola angayifaka iAlcohol ku2L wakhe inkinga inina eniyothi meseniphuzile nidelele nitshele uBheki Cele. Futhi nina!!!

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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂

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Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke! 🙄
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY

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Uwashe uze uketshise ikhanda uwashela indoda Yona ilele embhedeni uchater nomunye ugel

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Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

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Yaz Abe mubi umuntu uze ufune nokumbuza kuthi is it painful

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Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi “Qagela kuphunywaphi”?

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Uncenge i Danone yomntwana uze uhambe ngamadolo uthi:
“Dlisa inja Nana”

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Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)

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Umuntu amithe kodwa wazi kahle ukuthi indoda yakhe ihleshulelwa igwinya nge break eskoleni😂😂

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Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii

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