Ubafo ucoshe umdlwane weBhubesi ezihambela ezintabeni wathi uzozkhulisela wona awukhonkothi sdalo ngyabona unamahloni🥺
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It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade
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Him: bbe Ngthanda wena wedwa
Her: Kfanele
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Uma ungyithandi ipp yami isho uzobona ikati elimnyama 🐈😂😂
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Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze uncinda iminwe, Uhlulwa ukudla mina. Ujika lapho ungishaya ngo solo. Ngizowenzani u-one round, angahamba kanjani yena esuthi mina ngilambile?Uyadlala. Ngiyayifuna nje inkukhu yami.
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Ufuna umshado kodwa ufaka isisu ephentini👙
Ubani ongavuma ukushada ne Kangaroo
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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100
Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa
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The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why
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Umuntu abe mubi 🐸aqede abemnandi 🍑aybo nayi inyama yangaphakath bo 😋
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Dear Nguni people when you say ”izolo”
do you mean yesterday or insangu???
Yours MoNgwato
PHUTHI
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Kulaba bantu abangu-3 abahlezi be-react kuma-post ami, nifuna nginithengele ini for Christmas?
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Me : Mbali I wanna take you out
Mbali : 😍 kuphi sthandwa sam and when?
Me : today, I’m taking you out of my life for good
Reply as Mbali
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Ksasa kune meeting yabantu aba rich e town ngicela ningboleke u R14 ngyozwa ukuth sbizelwani
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Awu yazi nje ukuqabulana nomuntu ofake iybuko vele kube ngathi ulunguza ngama window
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