Lo nyaka musha kodwa ngathi sebeke bawusebenzisa. 😏
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Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala
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Amantombazana amanje awasakhali mayaliwe..
Asevele abe njenga nama cashier
Olandelayo please
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“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.
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Meanwhile In Court
Lawyer : Carolina Please Tell The Court What Really Happened In the 27th of June 2019
Carolina (🐸) : Me Is Playing And Eat Rats Butter
Lawyer : You What ? isizulu Please
Carolina ( 🐸) : Umuntu Umudlalisa Ufake Ratex Ekudlen Yena Akasavuk Mxm
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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂
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Uyaz umuntu akujwayele kabi uze umqambe nge English uthi uyi Jwayelisist
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Kuthiwa kumnandi ukubaliselwa ihlaya wumunt’omumbi ngoba awuhlek’hlaya kuphel ugcin’usuhleka naye ngenxa yobubi bakhe
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Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’
Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you
Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.
Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.
Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???
Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.
Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont be fooled with facebook…..
Blessed monday and week ahead!!
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mah: sanele!!
sanele : mah
uph unodoli wase dining
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In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)
SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye
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Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!
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[01/24, 09:10] Dj Skinny: Eish ngaze ngamhalela locc umzimba wakhe ugcwele uboya yooh
[01/24, 09:12] Carter: Mostly abafana abakhula bezeka imbuzi yibo abagijimisa ubu hairy be ntombi ngoba bajwayela izivoko
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dlalani kahle labanye
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. Umama engimsebenzelayo ujayele ukuthi ngidlele ekitshini labantwana. Namhlanje uthi kimi aunty buya labantwana sizodlela etafuleni. Manje Mina inyama zabantwana kudala ngidlile😳
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ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami
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