Ugesi💡
Amanzi💦
Ubaba wengane🍼
Yini konje okunye ok’hambayo ?
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Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”,
ubusuzibuza ukuthi kanti lesdudla kahle kahle singanani ma sesiphelele?
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Uthi udunusile ulinde idog style kanti umuntu emuva kudala ewile ngomkhuhlane ka king Monata””’wayilibala🤣
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Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane
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Nawe unaye lomngani ovele uhluleke nawukuzibamba mawumbona,
uvele uthi:”Nanka lamasimba”.
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Lokuzishadisa kwenu abazali benu bengatholanga lutho ngani,
akuve kuyinkinga ngoba anive nizohlupha mase nidlulile emhlabeni.
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If ubae wakho ukwatile,nawe kwata nibe yi skwatta Camp once
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Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo
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Bafethu umakuphela icorona (covid-19) siya straight eChina sonke siyobathi *Bhuuu* ngentwala nathi sibashaye nge(Ntwavid-20)
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Uma lina nangoDisemba, sizodesha ngayo le mvula.
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Uthi usazihlalele kamnandi e beach wena nomndeni wakho kuvele kuqhamuke abantu bakwa zungu no zulu ne ntaba yewashingi
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Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “?
Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “?
Dube ; Yebo Nkosi .
Magistrate : “so tell us your story .
Ayisuse ke uDube .
Dube ; “mina ngangizihlalele ekhaya “.
Mtoliki : ” i was just sitting at home your honour”.
Dube : ” Ngizihlalele nje ngingela ndaba ”
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Mtoliki: :just sitting your honour “.
Dube : “ngizidlela isitshwala “.
Mtoliki: “just eating sadza your honour”.
Dube: “ngizitshebela ngedelele “.
UMtoliki wagagagagasa esazama ukucabanga ukuthi kanje idelele kuyini ngesikhiwa ,
waphendukela kuDube wathi ” Dube tshintsha isitshebo inkosi ilizonda kabi idelele ungahle uvalelwe “
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Nekutsi u slender
Sema catalogue
Siva ngawe tsine
Sitibonela spikiri😂
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Distruction Boyz
is da reason
why KZN got low %
Angith beniphezu komunye kufundwa
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Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.
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When uu jst told Bae dat “mina nawe sizofa silahlane”
then uu start coughing nn feel headache
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