People Who Don’t Shit 🚽🧻 In The Morning Are Angriest😡 During The Day

Sometimes We Blame Frustrations Kanti Noooh✋Amasimba😏

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Kwawa incwadi, sagoba sobabili sayicosha. Saphakama kwahlangana amehlo, ngamamatheka. 🙂 Wathi: “Usinekani?”
Ey, ngoba amantombazane izinja. 😥

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MY NONGOMA CHICK
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BBY I HV BEEN CHEATING ON U

HER: YINTON NALE SHITTING
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MAYEEEEEEE

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Abemnyama umuntu vele ubone iwitbank nje kuye kuphela, ude ufise nokumemeza uthi atsha amalahle namalangabe.🤣🤣🤣

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Uthole ukuthi abazali bayathanda ukuthi niye ocansini,
inkinga nina aniceli.

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Ngyaxolisa Majita
ngokudlisa iTeam 😭
sengivele ngabakhela u
12 room 🏡ekhweni 💔

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Kuyaqala ngqa kulo nyaka ukuthi ngingayi kuVodacom Durban July ngenxa yokhuvethe, kweminye iminyaka bengingayi ngoba anginamali.

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USibanda usebenza eMoshi (mortuary) ukugeza izidumbu, one day efika endlini evela emsebenzini: ‘uyazi nkosikazi namuhla emsebenzini kwenzeke isimanga, ngigeze esinye isidumbu esilepipi egobileyo elensumpa ezimbili’. UMaNcube aphathe imikhono ekhanda asiqhinqe: ‘Mayebabo Nkosi yami uGwebu kasekho’

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Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

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Uhlangane nomuntu omnyama ubuze ama direction athinaye akazi uzifanela nawe ufana nobani love!!

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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂

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*Ibambe kuhle*

Boy – l luv u girl

Gal- awula girlfriend yini

Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena

Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana

Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu

Gal- Fainted

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