So You say you beautiful how many guys
abazame ukukshela vandag??

When Mom Joined Facebook

19:00 : Mom is typing
19:20 : Mom is typing
19:35 : Mom is typing
19:52 : Ngwanake

Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌

Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You😊
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.

1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.

2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.

3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.

4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.

5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.

6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.

7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.

8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.

9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?

10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.

11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.

12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.

13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.

14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.

15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.

16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.

17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.

18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.

19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.

20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi

21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele

Kumnadi Uk’Lobola Amantombazane Wakwa Mfene 🦍
Ngoba Ivula Mlomo I Banana

A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.