Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.
Wena????
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Uthi uyahamba emphakathin ubone intombazane iphelile ukudakwa uthi uyibuza lesisaga esithi utshwala buyazakhela iiiiiiniiiii….? Ivele ikthuke
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People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?
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I wonder how lomuntu oku post (we) ipic as wanted at police station, ukuthi bamshutha kanjani, kwakufanele bambambe, bangolokhu bemshutha ipic.
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Ngilimele umzimba wonke a mehlo avalekile ngishawe unembeza..
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Intshebe ifuna engathi u ngaba nemoto ungalokhu uzula ngey nyawo njenge mbuzi
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Ayikho neyodwa intombazane yaseMlazi 👩engenayo I Ex ye Pakistan 👳
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Bongekile Bongie Bhembe
10:Omunye
9:Midnyt starring
8:Umalume
7:Distruction boyz madness
6:Iscathulo
5:Ganda ganda
4:Jaiva phez’kombede
3:Inde lendlela
2:Akanamali
1:Maradona..
.lets vote
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(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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This weekend’s isiZulu word is abanikazi. Abanikazi is owners. The singular is um’nikazi. Here is what is interesting about this word – the root word is nika (give). Give, guys. Not hog. Let that marinate.
Anyway, I was once included in a Whatsapp group of black, small business owners. I suggested we call the movement Abaniggaz. Admin kicked me out. Hater.
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Bazogxumbuzisa ama-veg kwi-mayonnaise bese bethi yi-salad.
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👵🏽: “Makoti!”
👩🏽🦰: “Mah.”
👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”
👩🏽🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”
👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”
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“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”
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Weqile espan eish vele hlangane ne boss yakho what can u do?
Me: eish sorry Bhuti yimin kombe losebenza laphaya
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She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep
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Dating usisi wakwaNongoma akuyona inkinga, inkinga iqala lapho esecobhoza i-pizza kwi-juice.
Maye babo! 😳
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